Police Question 2 FL Men In Animal Abduction

[Lokedogg]

Authorities are questioning two Florida men in the abduction of a sheep which was allegedly used in gay sex marathon. One of the homosexuals a 57 year old man known on the gay scat circuit as "Hot Rocks" told police "It wasn't kidnapping. The sheep volunteered." His alleged conspirator , also a frequenting gay scat circuit and animal site male known as "Ripped Freak" claims a different version. "I had suggested we get another man. We had been performing oral sex on each other for hours and I needed a break. Both our butts were bleeding and if his jaw was as sore as mine, I knew he couldn't last much longer. When he came back with a sheep, I was surprised but delighted. It was when he told me that he had kidnapped the sheep that I told him enough. Kidnapping animals is wrong." Police say it was "Hotrocks" who actually called them to the scene. He reportedly said he always calls police when he gets angry and has been reporting steroid users for years. Local police said in spite of the description and address given to them by 'Hotrocks' they had quite a bit of trouble locating the men. Sergeant Dick Ben Givinhead told news reporters "He said he was 6'2" '245lbs of gay love muscle ready for action.' When my officers arrived all they observed was an obese elderly man wearing sunglasses covered in a large amount of fecal matter. A high pitched voice behind him was screaming 'I'm pretty you [explicit] scrubs. So very very pretty." It was the other pale deathly skinny man appearing to be an AIDS victim also covered in feces that convinced police one of these people had made the call. Said Sergeant Givinhead- "Ninety-nine percent of all officers on the force are gay and they are all very familiar with the one they call Rippedfreak."

[Valkyrie]

Authorities are questioning two Florida men in the abduction of a sheep which was allegedly used in gay sex marathon. One of the homosexuals a 57 year old man known on the gay scat circuit as "Hot Rocks" told police "It wasn't kidnapping. The sheep volunteered." His alleged conspirator , also a frequenting gay scat circuit and animal site male known as "Ripped Freak" claims a different version. "I had suggested we get another man. We had been performing oral sex on each other for hours and I needed a break. Both our butts were bleeding and if his jaw was as sore as mine, I knew he couldn't last much longer. When he came back with a sheep, I was surprised but delighted. It was when he told me that he had kidnapped the sheep that I told him enough. Kidnapping animals is wrong." Police say it was "Hotrocks" who actually called them to the scene. He reportedly said he always calls police when he gets angry and has been reporting steroid users for years. Local police said in spite of the description and address given to them by 'Hotrocks' they had quite a bit of trouble locating the men. Sergeant Dick Ben Givinhead told news reporters "He said he was 6'2" '245lbs of gay love muscle ready for action.' When my officers arrived all they observed was an obese elderly man wearing sunglasses covered in a large amount of fecal matter. A high pitched voice behind him was screaming 'I'm pretty you [explicit] scrubs. So very very pretty." It was the other pale deathly skinny man appearing to be an AIDS victim also covered in feces that convinced police one of these people had made the call. Said Sergeant Givinhead- "Ninety-nine percent of all officers on the force are gay and they are all very familiar with the one they call Rippedfreak."

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[black7]

THIS ARTICLE IS WIN....lmao!!

[HOTROCKS]

LMAO ...Shit !
Ya know I really like you Loke .
I swear I do Bro, cause ur a asshole like I am!
But, In all honesty I prefer goats cause there baaaaaaad !
And some are more horney than others!

Haha !

Fuck You anyway !

PS: That is Funny !
Next time I'll let you get on top .

[John Benz]

ROTFLMFAO! I just can't stop laughing!!!

[Scott21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! I read this at work today, everyone was looking at me like "What the fuck is so funny"???

[Lokedogg]

I report. You decide.