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Is it just me or has it keeled over and fuckin’ died in here. I’m all for useful bodybuilding information, but where’s the life, where’s the pizzazz? Has everyone just all of a sudden developed lives, no longer content to spend hours of their humdrum lives devoted to the posting of ineffectual rhetoric. I’ve grown tired of masturbating to online pornography and for some reason I’m no longer welcome at The World Of Warcraft. So I venture back here, in hopes that this board could some how rekindle my dwindling fascination with online depravity.
And what do I stumble upon, useful bodybuilding information!?! Not a single iota of meaningless discussion about the imagined, albeit entertaining opulent lifestyles of the board members. Lifestyles that far exceed what is obviously the life of a middle aged fat guy who is 2/3rds through the 3rd beer of his piss warm six pack. Upset that he’s down to his last menthol kool and that his life so closely resembles what could only be construed as hell itself.
So I might be painting you a picture of myself, hoping that I’m not the only white trash, disgruntled excuse of a man on this board (and from reading the events of the past couple of months, I’d find it hard to believe I am).
Now I guess I could go back to satisfying all masturbatory fantasies regarding blue haired, well developed anime figurines, but I’d prefer to stick around for a little while, maybe it’s just a slow night.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stuff a Twinkie or two in my mouth. Anything to take the taste of regurgitated fecal particulates out of my mouth.
Ah shit I bet you guys missed me.
And what do I stumble upon, useful bodybuilding information!?! Not a single iota of meaningless discussion about the imagined, albeit entertaining opulent lifestyles of the board members. Lifestyles that far exceed what is obviously the life of a middle aged fat guy who is 2/3rds through the 3rd beer of his piss warm six pack. Upset that he’s down to his last menthol kool and that his life so closely resembles what could only be construed as hell itself.
So I might be painting you a picture of myself, hoping that I’m not the only white trash, disgruntled excuse of a man on this board (and from reading the events of the past couple of months, I’d find it hard to believe I am).
Now I guess I could go back to satisfying all masturbatory fantasies regarding blue haired, well developed anime figurines, but I’d prefer to stick around for a little while, maybe it’s just a slow night.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stuff a Twinkie or two in my mouth. Anything to take the taste of regurgitated fecal particulates out of my mouth.
Ah shit I bet you guys missed me.
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