what do u do next?...

[Rocky07]

ok before i even ask the question i will go ahead and state that some of u are gonna call me "gross", black7 will probably call me weird, Hotrocks will say "lol" bc he knows he does it, JohnBenz probably wont even answer...nor will liftsiron, MG might just throw up, if dawgpound hank reads this he will prolly say "bwaahahahahahahahah...." and may be the only one who actually answers honestly because he seems like a guy who just doesnt give a shit, and prolly all of u will lie at first...

ok here goes...

so say u just took a big shit...im talkin about one freakin monstrous dukey!, and ur wiping ur ass with Charmins new Charmin Ultra TRiple Thick toilet paper and some how u manage to tear the paper while midway through your wipe and your finger goes through the paper and touches ur ass...u pull ur hand up and u have a slightly brownish/ dark tan tint to it...what do u do immediately after u have realized there is smt on ur finger???


:secretly rolling on the floor laughin like a MF'er:

[HOTROCKS]

Wipe it with some more paper untill I can wash it.

Ur a strange fuk ! But I love you anyways .

[Rocky07]

but there is something you would do before that HR...and i know what it is lol

[P. Bateman]

You took a whiff of your finger didn't you.

[Rocky07]

yes he did! lol...and so does about 95% of the rest of the world because for some unknown reason all males have a strange respect for horrible smells and even tho u know u just dropped a nasty bomb in the toilet, when ur finger slips through the toilet paper u have to smell to confirm the fact that ur shit still stinks. deny it all u want to folks but u know u do it or have done it b4 because...welll...u just gotta know that that is shit on ur finger lol

[DADAWG]

i highly reccomend you amputate that finger.

[Rocky07]

well IMO a good washing will do the trick DADAWG but if u think theres a need for amputation then i would think that would eliminate the problem...til u do it again with another finger

[DADAWG]

well IMO a good washing will do the trick DADAWG but if u think theres a need for amputation then i would think that would eliminate the problem...til u do it again with another finger

have you considered investing in a bidet

[Rocky07]

l what is that

[Scotsmark]

l what is that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

[Trapology]

have you considered investing in a bidet

i would like to vouch that bidets are official for sure

[Rocky07]

Lol that would be perfect for shitty wipers

[goin4275]

wat

[mrhtbd]

My wife insists on always buying toilet paper that breaks.

[Rocky07]

uh oh!...that means u sniff the finger quite often then doesnt it!!?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha