My 3 y.o boy and my wife go into eat at a local Mexican joint tonight. We go there often on Tuesday as they have tacos on sale. So as we are sitting there ready to eat, in walks a man and woman with their 2 teen-looking kids. This family was on the "rotund" side to say the least. The mom had to be every bit of 350, with most of it in the gut. With the place rather silent, my son looks at me and says loudly " Daddy why is that girls belly so big?". I quietly hushed him, and looked up to see if they was looking as if they heard. They didn't let on, but I know they had to hear it bcoz they were only like 8 feet away from us. So then, they mozy over to the booth directly behind us and "attempt" to sit down. The dad get's in, but the mom couldn't - I think she got a little stuck. So I heard her husband say "Let's go sit at a table". While all this is going on, my son is still asking me that same question, only quietly.LOL Kids never lie.
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My 3 y.o boy and my wife go into eat at a local Mexican joint tonight. We go there often on Tuesday as they have tacos on sale. So as we are sitting there ready to eat, in walks a man and woman with their 2 teen-looking kids. This family was on the "rotund" side to say the least. The mom had to be every bit of 350, with most of it in the gut. With the place rather silent, my son looks at me and says loudly " Daddy why is that girls belly so big?". I quietly hushed him, and looked up to see if they was looking as if they heard. They didn't let on, but I know they had to hear it bcoz they were only like 8 feet away from us. So then, they mozy over to the booth directly behind us and "attempt" to sit down. The dad get's in, but the mom couldn't - I think she got a little stuck. So I heard her husband say "Let's go sit at a table". While all this is going on, my son is still asking me that same question, only quietly.LOL Kids never lie. -
By the way, I told my grandson that he used to have another brother who asked me the same question so I ate him and that's why my belly is so big. Needless to say he slowly crawled out of my lap, not taking his eyes off of me and went to ask grandma if I ate his other brother.Comment
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