A College Town

[mrhtbd]

Taking Liftsiron's advice, moving to a college town. Joining LA Fitness near the Pharmasuetical companies. Estrogen on display is a motivator.

[ozzy69]

For what it's worth colllege girls with daddy issues like older guys with big boy jobs or muscle heads with beards and tattoos.....

[Darkness]

I'm moving to this town in Cali that has a club that has " cougar night". Could you imagine an errant boy like me cleaning up there?........

[bufbiker]

I'm too old for cougars. But the ones younger than me, which is 98% of the gym, love me.
I was talking to this one young lady the other day. She thinks she's over weight. She's about 5'2", 130 lbs, with all the weight distributed perfectly and proportionally. She cramped up in her calves and asked me if I'd rub out the cramps. I was glad to oblige even after I told her the best thing was just to walk it off and stretch it out. But I'm rubbing her calves, so I asked her if she was trying to lose weight. She had been on the treadmill before I got there, through my whole workout, which is minimal but still about 45 minutes. So it was obvious. She said yes, she wanted to lose 15 pounds, down to 115. I told her she shouldn't do that because her body was perfect just like it was. I asked about her diet, and she's on one of these crazy, not healthy weight loss fad things, I don't even remember what it's called, but it's stupid. I told her how I used to be fat at 190 lbs, and now I'm pretty lean at 245. She asked how I did it. I told her by not eating the ice cream and chocolate chip cookies any more. She admitted she liked her sweets. So I told her, how about I come over, I'll bring some chocolate chip cookies, we'll get naked and stare at the cookies and not eat them.
After she told me I was crazy, and I said, you have no idea, she invited me to come over. We're both off friday, so I'm going to be naked, staring at her cookies all day.

[mrhtbd]

Three studs and a wanna-bee (guess which one I am) wink wink!

[bufbiker]

Today is cookie day. I'm hard thinking about it.

[choke]

I'm too old for cougars. But the ones younger than me, which is 98% of the gym, love me.
I was talking to this one young lady the other day. She thinks she's over weight. She's about 5'2", 130 lbs, with all the weight distributed perfectly and proportionally. She cramped up in her calves and asked me if I'd rub out the cramps. I was glad to oblige even after I told her the best thing was just to walk it off and stretch it out. But I'm rubbing her calves, so I asked her if she was trying to lose weight. She had been on the treadmill before I got there, through my whole workout, which is minimal but still about 45 minutes. So it was obvious. She said yes, she wanted to lose 15 pounds, down to 115. I told her she shouldn't do that because her body was perfect just like it was. I asked about her diet, and she's on one of these crazy, not healthy weight loss fad things, I don't even remember what it's called, but it's stupid. I told her how I used to be fat at 190 lbs, and now I'm pretty lean at 245. She asked how I did it. I told her by not eating the ice cream and chocolate chip cookies any more. She admitted she liked her sweets. So I told her, how about I come over, I'll bring some chocolate chip cookies, we'll get naked and stare at the cookies and not eat them.
After she told me I was crazy, and I said, you have no idea, she invited me to come over. We're both off friday, so I'm going to be naked, staring at her cookies all day.

F'ing A...
Got'damn chick Yoda. No wait... Yoda was f'ing tiny...

You need to put on a seminar... I know a bit about neuro-linguistic programming; but its geared towards an opportunity to provide water boarding services. Not getting cookies...

So you just slid that into the conversation; just like that?
We need updates.

[bufbiker]

I brought oatmeal instead of chocolate chip.

[bufbiker]

I know, not what you're asking, right?
Okay then, here's what happened. I put the cookies on her coffee table and started taking my clothes off, really before she realized what I was doing. After I got naked she said there was no way I was sitting on her couch naked, so we took the cookies to her bed. We ate some.

[mrhtbd]

Balls, where did I leave mine?