50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO ...

[mikeh]

50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO ...

1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

[goes4ever]

18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying................both of these are TRUE

31. enjoy porn............this one is false for my wife

[mikeh]

31. enjoy porn............this one is false for my wife

:agreed: must be why we married them

28. throw a punch ... my wife can do this and watches boxing (her brothers were golden gloves)

[novicebb]

50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO ...

1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

I don't know who told you they can't fart. They pass a doozy.

[amazone]

i am sure there are women who are like that... i am definetly NOT one of them

[goes4ever]

i am sure there are women who are like that... i am definetly NOT one of them

we KNOW you like porn :doggy:

[cylo]

women that r actually like that should b put on there own island....so that we never have 2 deal with them

[Q-BaLL]

[QUOTE=amazone]i am sure there are women who are like that... i am definetly NOT one of them [/QUOT]

yes we know.........you like porn and ya can throw a punch

[Q-BaLL]

30. like your friends

well this one is false a girl i was with awhile ago like one of my friends WAY TOO MUCH lol