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Dear Michigan:
This year the Big Ten was so close to having a perfect bowl record. THis does not surprise us of the Big Ten, because we know we have, by far, the best conference, the toughest conference to play in, among all others in college football.
This would have proven our point for the past two years: The Big Ten is the hardest. These teams seldom emerge undefeated since the beat the sh!t out of each other for three months before the post season.
Because the NCAA and sports media is a bunch of cum-guzzling Harbaugh fans, thinking this douchbag is something special, you got paired up with SC for a bowl game. The Bowl People did this because they knew you needed a win. An easy win. Who could not beat a middle of the pack SEC East team? Maybe Appalacian State? Maybe Akron? Maybe Cincinnati? Maybe IL? This is a middle of the pack team in the worst division in the NCAA FBS.
You took a 19 point lead and it seemed like it was over. We were thinking that somehow, some way MI was not going to phuck this up. The Big Ten would forever have the bragging rights, and then....
We were wrong...
Yes Michigan, as always you found a way to screw this up. Purdue won (Purdue? Yes Purdue). Northwestern won (wow). Iowa won. the four ranked heavyweights handled their business like they owned the fields. OSU embarrassed a very good PAC 12 champion. Penn State slaughtered WA. MSU made it work against MI State and represented the Big10 like they won a division. WI even went down and fought a great team that was PLAYING AT HOME and kicked their ass.
But you Michigan?
You found a way to phuck this up. I knew you would. I knew we would have another 87 fan memes up ghey MI fans holding their hands above their heads like we do on all big games you play. Harbaugh would look sad like someone raped his cat.
But I am somewhat humbled by the way you phucked this up. I mean - not everyone could suck this bad. 5 turnovers in the second half plus a muffed punt reception by Donovan StupidPeople-Jones or whatever his name is.
Should you guys start drug testing?
Did you have fun fishing instead of practicing how to hold on the football yesterday?
Did you even know youre not supposed to lay the ball on the ground until after you are tackled?
DO you know everyone is not wearing the same colored jersey on the field?
Thanks for phucking this up Michigan.
You are a mess. I mean a phucking mess.
Please fire Jim Harbaugh so that WE, your Big 10 rivals, can once again have the competition that we deserve.
Happy New Year. I am sure your 2018 regular season will continue to not disappoint your Big Ten rivals. Because you suck hairy sheep balls.
This year the Big Ten was so close to having a perfect bowl record. THis does not surprise us of the Big Ten, because we know we have, by far, the best conference, the toughest conference to play in, among all others in college football.
This would have proven our point for the past two years: The Big Ten is the hardest. These teams seldom emerge undefeated since the beat the sh!t out of each other for three months before the post season.
Because the NCAA and sports media is a bunch of cum-guzzling Harbaugh fans, thinking this douchbag is something special, you got paired up with SC for a bowl game. The Bowl People did this because they knew you needed a win. An easy win. Who could not beat a middle of the pack SEC East team? Maybe Appalacian State? Maybe Akron? Maybe Cincinnati? Maybe IL? This is a middle of the pack team in the worst division in the NCAA FBS.
You took a 19 point lead and it seemed like it was over. We were thinking that somehow, some way MI was not going to phuck this up. The Big Ten would forever have the bragging rights, and then....
We were wrong...
Yes Michigan, as always you found a way to screw this up. Purdue won (Purdue? Yes Purdue). Northwestern won (wow). Iowa won. the four ranked heavyweights handled their business like they owned the fields. OSU embarrassed a very good PAC 12 champion. Penn State slaughtered WA. MSU made it work against MI State and represented the Big10 like they won a division. WI even went down and fought a great team that was PLAYING AT HOME and kicked their ass.
But you Michigan?
You found a way to phuck this up. I knew you would. I knew we would have another 87 fan memes up ghey MI fans holding their hands above their heads like we do on all big games you play. Harbaugh would look sad like someone raped his cat.
But I am somewhat humbled by the way you phucked this up. I mean - not everyone could suck this bad. 5 turnovers in the second half plus a muffed punt reception by Donovan StupidPeople-Jones or whatever his name is.
Should you guys start drug testing?
Did you have fun fishing instead of practicing how to hold on the football yesterday?
Did you even know youre not supposed to lay the ball on the ground until after you are tackled?
DO you know everyone is not wearing the same colored jersey on the field?
Thanks for phucking this up Michigan.
You are a mess. I mean a phucking mess.
Please fire Jim Harbaugh so that WE, your Big 10 rivals, can once again have the competition that we deserve.
Happy New Year. I am sure your 2018 regular season will continue to not disappoint your Big Ten rivals. Because you suck hairy sheep balls.
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