The OFFICIAL whore thread REBORN!

[mrhtbd]

There once was a gleaming blond fairy,
whose voice was so light and airy,
but when she bent over,
I had visions of clover,
but found she was too dark and hairy!

[mrhtbd]

I saw a snake give my daughter the eye,
she gave him the finger!
Can't wait 'til she gets to kindergarten!!!

[mrhtbd]

My 2 yr-old daughter cracked up every time
I said, "Hoodie!"
We were both wearing hoodies.

[mrhtbd]

I spent $160 at the zoo, even though we got in free because we're members.

[mrhtbd]

Who the hell spends $160 at the zoo?

[mrhtbd]

Could've gotten a good test cycle instead, but I'm natural!
(Oh crap, there goes that eye twitch again!)

[mrhtbd]

Saw two girls sitting on a bench today, the one was squeezing the others leg,
the one being squeezed was looking at me and had her legs spread open.
Still shocked over that one!

[mrhtbd]

Nighty night!

[mrhtbd]

There once was a big guy named Karch,
who let out a big giant farch,
he went to the stoop,
to let out a poop,
and stunk the place up until March!

J/K, bro, don't ban my ass!

[mrhtbd]

It's raining in the East

[mrhtbd]

What, am I the only whore now?
Yep, mrhtbd, the lone whore!

[meateater]

[OLYMPIAN]

that pic is INSANE

[meateater]

no doubt

[Irish420]

DAMN thats a big back!!!!