The OFFICIAL whore thread REBORN!

[mrhtbd]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
who asked her good girlfriend to suck it
but the girl acted shy
and without saying why
instead used her finger to pluck it

[meateater]

roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this one doesn't

[meateater]

BEER

* Beer is nutritious if consumed in moderation
* That beer is fat-free and cholesterol free?
* Beer has a relaxing effect on the body thereby reducing stress.
* It can help you sleep better
* It helps prevent heart disease and improves the blood circulation
* It has proven to have positive effects on elderly people. It helps to promote blood vessel dilation, sleep, and urination.

[mrhtbd]

I'm a gonna get one right now!

[Thate]

It's official today, all my babies are grown

[OLYMPIAN]

oh shit, dont tell your daughter lost her virginity already?

[millenium girl]

I feel a bit crappy today, I didn't sleep well

[Thate]

i'll kill u oly, son started school today

[rippedfreak]

i want a motorcycle


and tell your son to wtach his back

[Thate]

he could prob already handle you rf, not that this is saying much

[meateater]

lol

[mrhtbd]

I start school on Tuesday.
12 years of grade school
14 years of college
and this will be my 8th year teaching

[black7]

i marinated the fucks in vin , chili, lemon they tasted good

i got some left i cant b fucked 2 go grill them but u just made me hungry

did persian die?

[meateater]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQMe16J0iw

[rippedfreak]

strip club around 2 this morning..see youu there