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A woman was walking down the street
when she was approached by a man.
The man said,
"I must have you right now!
I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground
at your feet and in the time it takes
for you to pick it up
I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and
told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend
on her cell phone and
told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said
"When he drops the $500 on the ground
I'm sure you can pick it up and
run before he gets his pants down.
Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later
the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?"
the girlfriend asked.
The lady said
"That M.F. had $500 in quarters!"
when she was approached by a man.
The man said,
"I must have you right now!
I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground
at your feet and in the time it takes
for you to pick it up
I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and
told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend
on her cell phone and
told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said
"When he drops the $500 on the ground
I'm sure you can pick it up and
run before he gets his pants down.
Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later
the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?"
the girlfriend asked.
The lady said
"That M.F. had $500 in quarters!"
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