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Well, it's been eggshells around the fort lately. Jeez, can the woman give me a break?
(Redundant question)
Anyway, she complains I'm not around enough, so now I'm around all the time (even skipped the gym in 10 days, ouch)
and this morning she said, things are smoother when you're not around!
"Woman," I told her, "You, you, you can't have things from both ends unless it's a three-some!"
(Redundant question)
Anyway, she complains I'm not around enough, so now I'm around all the time (even skipped the gym in 10 days, ouch)
and this morning she said, things are smoother when you're not around!
"Woman," I told her, "You, you, you can't have things from both ends unless it's a three-some!"