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03-31-2010, 12:00 PM | #1 |
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What A Woman Wants In A Man!
What A Woman Wants In A Man!
Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3.. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing. 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.. Unknown author |
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nice!!
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03-31-2010, 03:07 PM | #3 |
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My guy has to be
smart muscular romantic not an alcoholic not a drug addict nice caring, loving person who won't break my heart Is that too much to ask?
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03-31-2010, 03:15 PM | #4 |
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I'm your's baby !
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03-31-2010, 05:12 PM | #5 |
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04-01-2010, 10:28 AM | #6 |
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I tried keeping my ears trimmed but she complained about the blood in the bathroom.
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04-01-2010, 02:41 PM | #7 |
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All i want in a woman is "my penis"
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04-01-2010, 06:09 PM | #8 |
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smart, funny, muscular, sexy, educated, laid back, loves sex, knows he can sleep when hes dead which goes with the love sex one lol
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