Fat woman at the bar last night

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  • Darkness
    Moderator
    • Apr 2011
    • 5657

    Fat woman at the bar last night

    Next time I'm giving her ozzy's number

    Her dad is alcoholic.

    She thinks I'll taste like chicken.
  • liftsiron
    Administrator
    • Nov 2003
    • 18442

    #2
    She could be heat in the winter and shade in the summer.
    ADMIN/OWNER@Peak-Muscle

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    • Dakota
      VET
      • Feb 2017
      • 1991

      #3
      Originally posted by Darkness
      Next time I'm giving her ozzy's number

      =
      Sounds like she already has his number....
      The older I get the better I used to be.

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      • Warhead14
        Banned
        • Feb 2013
        • 264

        #4
        What were you doing in a bar ?

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        • UXL

          #5
          Originally posted by Warhead14
          What were you doing in a bar ?
          He was doing tren shots.

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          • Roughrydr
            Moderator
            • Oct 2017
            • 2191

            #6
            Fatties need loving too.
            OFFO




            Muscle Forged In Pain

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            • Dakota
              VET
              • Feb 2017
              • 1991

              #7
              Originally posted by Roughrydr
              Fatties need loving too.
              Ewww......just NO.
              The older I get the better I used to be.

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              • Darkness
                Moderator
                • Apr 2011
                • 5657

                #8
                Originally posted by Warhead14
                What were you doing in a bar ?
                Eating.

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                • Darkness
                  Moderator
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 5657

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dakota
                  Sounds like she already has his number....
                  Not sure wtf I was thinking on the number. Entertainment? . This one was big. Originally I was thinking 250+ but after I looked it over I had think we got a 350+

                  Maybe next time I'm in that town I'll have coffee with her and tell her how pretty she is.

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                  • Roughrydr
                    Moderator
                    • Oct 2017
                    • 2191

                    #10
                    The games men play. Like a cat with a mouse. You toy with it until you kill it.
                    OFFO




                    Muscle Forged In Pain

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                    • MindlessWork
                      Moderator
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 1184

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Darkness
                      Eating.
                      Eating furburger?
                      “You take the blue pill — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill — you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” - Morpheus (from the Matrix)

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                      • Darkness
                        Moderator
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 5657

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MindlessWork
                        Eating furburger?
                        Really D B ?

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                        • MindlessWork
                          Moderator
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 1184

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Darkness
                          Really D B ?
                          Just was being smart
                          “You take the blue pill — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill — you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” - Morpheus (from the Matrix)

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                          • A1food4u

                            #14
                            Originally posted by liftsiron
                            She could be heat in the winter and shade in the summer.
                            Spoken like a true up norther

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                            • Darkness
                              Moderator
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 5657

                              #15
                              I need another one. It's cold as phuck up here

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