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"Man of the house."
The husband had just finished his book "Man of the house."
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,
and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director."
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,
and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director."
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