Post Whore Anyone?

[DblDmnGd38]

Ikeaboy you are really lacking on the post whore thing tonight, what's up with you...do you need a demotion...teehee

[IkeaBoy]

My apologies. I shall whore away.

[IkeaBoy]

I'm still an amateur whore though.

[IkeaBoy]

I dunno how well I'll do.

[IkeaBoy]

is there a thirty second rule here?

[IkeaBoy]

omg that's awesome. no 30 second rule. This is a whore's dream

[IkeaBoy]

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock

[IkeaBoy]

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon

[IkeaBoy]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper

[IkeaBoy]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

[IkeaBoy]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.

[IkeaBoy]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore.

[IkeaBoy]

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy

[IkeaBoy]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

[IkeaBoy]

Andrew Dice Clay quotes. Say the word if you want more of them. I have alot more.