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A girl asks Rocky to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to Rocky that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
Rocky was ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps Rocky for about an hour. He tells him everything there is to know about condoms & sex.. At the register, the pharmacist asks Rocky how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
Rocky insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, Rocky shows up at his girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
Rocky goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. Rocky quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & Rockyis still deep in prayer, with his head down.....10 minutes pass & still no movement from Rocky.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to Rocky, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
Rocky turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to Rocky that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
Rocky was ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps Rocky for about an hour. He tells him everything there is to know about condoms & sex.. At the register, the pharmacist asks Rocky how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
Rocky insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, Rocky shows up at his girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
Rocky goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. Rocky quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & Rockyis still deep in prayer, with his head down.....10 minutes pass & still no movement from Rocky.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to Rocky, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
Rocky turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'.
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