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Check this link out. Print out the whole bible and show it to your buddies. This will have you in stitches for hours. Heres a quick taste:
"The Canadian Dog Sled"
This is a move not known to our friendly American neighbors, and only few Canucks are familiar with this secretive move. This involves 1 Canadian hockey player, and 2 American Dirties. First you need to pick up two broads at the bar and bring them back to your place. (See Gong Show). Now you must get things going, when you start banging them you tell them you wanna show them what it's like to be a Canadian. Position Dirty #1 in Doggystyle position. Dirty #1 will commence eating out Dirty #2 who is also in Doggystyle Position. Here where you come in -- You will be the Musher of the Dogsled (the Driver) and the Yankee Dirties will be the Husky Dogs pulling you. Start banging dirty # 1 and commence the singing of Oh Canada then tell them to sing the next line. If they dont know the song stick your cock in her Ass and say " LEARN IT YANK!!! Then Kick her off the Canadian Dog Sled Team. Keep this one on the Down Low from our American Dirties, as we love our great neighbors of the South. A time honored event.
"The Reverse Oil Rig"
Get your broad into the roasted chicken (where her legs are over her head) then turn around so your ass is on her face then place your stinger into her snatch and bounce up and down much like a Oil Rig would , up and down , up and down. Watch the Oil come out when the slut feels this move. Strictly a class move.
"Swamp Donkey"
This species lurks in the depths of the bar scene and in Rez's across the nation. Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest. Swampers must be avoided before the consumption of at least 13 beer, after that precede with caution and only poke her if you can degrade her in some way in front on the boys, preferably on video camera. Although the boys will laugh at the time of the sting, prepare to be carved for the next couple months. Species can be found lurking on most campus's across North America.
Check it out!
"The Canadian Dog Sled"
This is a move not known to our friendly American neighbors, and only few Canucks are familiar with this secretive move. This involves 1 Canadian hockey player, and 2 American Dirties. First you need to pick up two broads at the bar and bring them back to your place. (See Gong Show). Now you must get things going, when you start banging them you tell them you wanna show them what it's like to be a Canadian. Position Dirty #1 in Doggystyle position. Dirty #1 will commence eating out Dirty #2 who is also in Doggystyle Position. Here where you come in -- You will be the Musher of the Dogsled (the Driver) and the Yankee Dirties will be the Husky Dogs pulling you. Start banging dirty # 1 and commence the singing of Oh Canada then tell them to sing the next line. If they dont know the song stick your cock in her Ass and say " LEARN IT YANK!!! Then Kick her off the Canadian Dog Sled Team. Keep this one on the Down Low from our American Dirties, as we love our great neighbors of the South. A time honored event.
"The Reverse Oil Rig"
Get your broad into the roasted chicken (where her legs are over her head) then turn around so your ass is on her face then place your stinger into her snatch and bounce up and down much like a Oil Rig would , up and down , up and down. Watch the Oil come out when the slut feels this move. Strictly a class move.
"Swamp Donkey"
This species lurks in the depths of the bar scene and in Rez's across the nation. Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest. Swampers must be avoided before the consumption of at least 13 beer, after that precede with caution and only poke her if you can degrade her in some way in front on the boys, preferably on video camera. Although the boys will laugh at the time of the sting, prepare to be carved for the next couple months. Species can be found lurking on most campus's across North America.
Check it out!