if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

[Ligirl]

Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. "Amen."

[liftsiron]

wwww:

[rado]

I need it this laugh

[DblDmnGd38]

Good one girl

[urafreak]

i fell asleep the other day lol. it was late so no one saw!