Someone likes me........ hahaha!

[Ligirl]

This was sent to me from a member on another board.
They claim this was a love letter, Crazy!!!!

I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

[Easto]

LOL.... Someone needs to send that to their wife/girlfriend.

[liftsiron]

[swampwood]

That is some good romance. Mind if I borrow that?
I think Ill sweet talk my wife tonight!hehe

[nevaenuf]

Thanks for the peom. My ol'lady will love it.

[urafreak]

lol