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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan
... what
we
> need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message
>
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan for peace. So, here's one plan
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
> affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
> "interfere" again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
> We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in
> the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
> where they are. France would welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
> 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation
> would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
> and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
> We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
> but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness.
> The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
> for their oi l. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
> can
> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
> wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
> one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
> The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
>
> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'G ive me your poor, your
> tired, your huddled masses.'
> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
> me'" -
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to friends
>
> Till They All Come Home -
... what
we
> need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message
>
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan for peace. So, here's one plan
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
> affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
> "interfere" again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
> We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in
> the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
> where they are. France would welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
> 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation
> would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
> and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
> We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
> but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness.
> The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
> for their oi l. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
> can
> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
> wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
> one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
> The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
>
> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'G ive me your poor, your
> tired, your huddled masses.'
> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
> me'" -
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to friends
>
> Till They All Come Home -
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