My boy

[Dawgpound_Hank]

My 3 y.o boy and my wife go into eat at a local Mexican joint tonight. We go there often on Tuesday as they have tacos on sale. So as we are sitting there ready to eat, in walks a man and woman with their 2 teen-looking kids. This family was on the "rotund" side to say the least. The mom had to be every bit of 350, with most of it in the gut. With the place rather silent, my son looks at me and says loudly " Daddy why is that girls belly so big?". I quietly hushed him, and looked up to see if they was looking as if they heard. They didn't let on, but I know they had to hear it bcoz they were only like 8 feet away from us. So then, they mozy over to the booth directly behind us and "attempt" to sit down. The dad get's in, but the mom couldn't - I think she got a little stuck. So I heard her husband say "Let's go sit at a table". While all this is going on, my son is still asking me that same question, only quietly.LOL Kids never lie.

[b52]

My 3 y.o boy and my wife go into eat at a local Mexican joint tonight. We go there often on Tuesday as they have tacos on sale. So as we are sitting there ready to eat, in walks a man and woman with their 2 teen-looking kids. This family was on the "rotund" side to say the least. The mom had to be every bit of 350, with most of it in the gut. With the place rather silent, my son looks at me and says loudly " Daddy why is that girls belly so big?". I quietly hushed him, and looked up to see if they was looking as if they heard. They didn't let on, but I know they had to hear it bcoz they were only like 8 feet away from us. So then, they mozy over to the booth directly behind us and "attempt" to sit down. The dad get's in, but the mom couldn't - I think she got a little stuck. So I heard her husband say "Let's go sit at a table". While all this is going on, my son is still asking me that same question, only quietly.LOL Kids never lie.

Lol, kids are brutally honest.

[Mondo]

During mass many years ago, when all were silent in prayer, my youngest looks over to me and asks loudly, "When are they gong to take Jesus off that stick"?

[bufbiker]

Great question from a child Mondo.
My middle grandson poked me in the belly and asked Grandpa, do you have a baby in there. To make matters worse, when I go see my Dr for my regular blood work and check up he threatened to call Ob Gyn on me.

[bufbiker]

By the way, I told my grandson that he used to have another brother who asked me the same question so I ate him and that's why my belly is so big. Needless to say he slowly crawled out of my lap, not taking his eyes off of me and went to ask grandma if I ate his other brother.

[myosaurus]

average women's weight now is 160lbs.

[HDH]

Places now aren't bolting the tables down for booths so fatties can adjust to sit.

Hell, I would imagine it helps business. As long as it's not an all u can eat, you hear the register go "ching" when they walk through the door

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[bufbiker]

If you want to find a good buffet or low prices for an ayce meal just follow a fat person. They know all the best places.

[DRveejay11]

Lmao at this thread

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