How to annoy port scanning mofos?

[Dawgpound_Hank]

Recently, ZoneAlarm keeps firing off alerts of these mofos scoping me out from Turkey and China. Most people turn the alerts off, but I LIKE to see who da fucking is scoping me so I leave 'em on.lol Anything I can do to annoy these mofo's back or should I just lay low and ignore as they might be some hi-tech hackers?lol

[black7]

they are probably trying to access the videos of you back when you used to strip dance... bro let them have their fun

[liftsiron]

They probably want to alert you that you won 10,000,000 in a contest or lottery that you never entered, and to do a direct deposit to your bank account.