Words Women Use

[irongirl]

Study this and know it!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

 

[antihero]

so true...lol

 

[goes4ever]

why can't women just be honest and say what they mean instead of this crap we men have to try to DE-CODE

 

[cylo]

why can't women just be honest and say what they mean instead of this crap we men have to try to DE-CODE

b/c there would b less drama....really think about it, they luv drama & anythin they can do 2 get attention, any type is what they need

not iron girl though, b/c shes good people:wavey:

 

[goes4ever]

less drama would B good

 

[irongirl]

not iron girl though, b/c shes good people

LMAO...:brownnose

 

[irongirl]

Us women, we are just not worth it, are we? You sing a different tune when you want to get laid or get a blow job. Then there's nothing like us. Whiners :eviltongu

 

[cylo]

Us women, we are just not worth it, are we? You sing a different tune when you want to get laid or get a blow job. Then there's nothing like us. Whiners :eviltongu

we r very simple creatures....chris rock said it best
feed me
f*ck me
shut the f*ck up

cept irongirl whos cool as hell:blue:

 

[Matt76]

when I want a bj, it's pretty obvious. Anytime I take a breath I want a BJ not very hard to understand. when do I want to get laid. Anytime I am awake. When do I want to eat every 2hrs.

I'm a very simple creature

 

[cylo]

when I want a bj, it's pretty obvious. Anytime I take a breath I want a BJ not very hard to understand. when do I want to get laid. Anytime I am awake. When do I want to eat every 2hrs.

I'm a very simple creature

amen brother, but u 4 got
y r u eatin again
u eat alot
ur gona turn in 2 a chicken
that smells funny
its not real chocolate
ugh ur eatin again
y do u get up so early
i hate red meat
red meat isnt good 4 u
ur eatin 2 many eggs
eggs again?!
y do u put mustard on everythin?
y do u hate me?
& my god! ur really gona drink that?!
theres about 10000000000000000 more but im sure u get the idear ha:freak:

 

[goes4ever]

guys are not hard to figure out, we are very simple, no secret code bullshit

all women know what we want, yet they play games with us

 

[cylo]

c they know what we want, but they dont understand that if we rnt gona get it from them were gona get it somewhere else

 

[irongirl]

Ah, it's so refreshing to know that we women are nothing but cum receptacles for you guys I don't know why we aren't always on our knees just beggin for it...LOL...

cept irongirl whos cool as hell

you know it babe lol

 

[goes4ever]

well if I was around, you WOULD be on your kness begging 4 it

 

[irongirl]

well if I was around, you WOULD be on your kness begging 4 it

lol...after you had me once, it would be YOU doing the begging

 

[goes4ever]

well I am not called Goes4ever for nothing Darling............

 

[antihero]

well I am not called Goes4ever for nothing Darling............

what your leaving out is that you gave yourself that nickname....lol

 

[goes4ever]

big talk for such a little punk...lol

 

[antihero]

big talk for such a little punk...lol

just wait

 

[irongirl]

what your leaving out is that you gave yourself that nickname....lol

LMAO

 

[goes4ever]

just wait

for what? for you to get older and more respectful

 

[goes4ever]

what your leaving out is that you gave yourself that nickname....lol

one last fucking time I am gonna tell you this, I did not give myself that name, you have heard the story how I got it, I am not wasting my time again..........:asshole:

 

[irongirl]

one last fucking time I am gonna tell you this, I did not give myself that name, you have heard the story how I got it, I am not wasting my time again..........

jesus g4e....lighten up. I'm pretty sure he was joking.

 

[goes4ever]

there is no need for all the dis-repect of the staff, I know for 100% sure Buff warned him about it before.

Would you liked to be called liar about everything you posted by someone half your age? I think not.

 

[irongirl]

there is no need for all the dis-repect of the staff, I know for 100% sure Buff warned him about it before.

Would you liked to be called liar about everything you posted by someone half your age? I think not.

Sorry, guess I have missed stuff in the past. I didn't know. I apologize.

While we are on that topic, I would appreciate someone picking up for me when some asshole disrespects me. That would be nice.

 

[antihero]

there is no need for all the dis-repect of the staff, I know for 100% sure Buff warned him about it before.

Would you liked to be called liar about everything you posted by someone half your age? I think not.

i aint trying to cause problems....but from now on im done joking....nothing more than serious posts from me.

 

[goes4ever]

no problems bro........thanks for the PM, its all good nigga

 

[cylo]

i aint trying to cause problems....but from now on im done joking....nothing more than serious posts from me.

nothin wrong with messin around a lil....but theres always a line

 

[KC Lifter]

one last fucking time I am gonna tell you this, I did not give myself that name, you have heard the story how I got it, I am not wasting my time again..........:asshole:

I've never heard the story of how you got your name g4e. Could you tell it again?

 

[cylo]

I've never heard the story of how you got your name g4e. Could you tell it again?

just stop