Planet Fitness

black7

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Gayest gym ever... only $10.00 per month... but gay as fuck... I went to check it out.. One just opned in my area.. their dumbbells only go up to 75lbs. I asked the fat fuck that gave me a tour why and he said " we dont cater to power lifters and body builders" WTF you faggot its a gym... you expect everyone to be a fucking pussy...

on top of that... i noticed that there wasnt a free weight bar in the whole gym... I was like where are the squat racks? the flat benches for bench press? and the curl bars and stuff? "oh you can do all of that on out smyth machines" fuuuuukkk uuuuuuu fatty...

not the facility is fucking nice as shit... but everything is mostly machines... nothing aginst machines i use them SOMETIMES.... but damn...

also they got this big faggoty assed siren on the wall... its a "klunk alarm" how gay is that shit... of course i asked about it... he said you cant be loud in the gym.. if you make it go off 3 times we revoke your membership... i was like damn yall would be doing someone a favor....


But, there is one thing i absolutely loved about planet fitness... they do not let you use cell phones in the gym.... thats bad ass....

other that that the Plante Fitness is for pussies.... end
 
sounds like the snap fitness gyms we have

there basically no more then 1000sqft and just have some arobic stuff and mild weights
 
sweet mother of God I would burn that place to the ground. Im pretty lucky at my new gym..its a part of a chain of gyms owned by a nfl linebacker and its niiice. Has everything i could think of except 200lb dumbells. Not like i would be using them anytime soon I guess haha. Only thing I dont like though is theres a bigass lcd tv in the middle of the free weight area always showing football games & shit. So all the sports guys always stop and gawk at it and kindof get in the way. But its tolerable considering I have a free membership from my apartments haha. tiiiiiits
 
That place is ridiculous, but oh well, should know better than to workout there..
 
That place is ridiculous, but oh well, should know better than to workout there..
FOR SURE... I REACTIVATED MY 49 PER MONTH GOLDS GYM MEMBERSHIP AS SOON AS I LEFT THAT GAY FEST.

I can grunt piss fart and slam weights all i want.. plus all the staff likes me.. they dont even make me pay with the automatic draft.. i pay by cash monthly...
 
I THINK ITS MORE GEARED FOR THE FAGGOTS THAT HAVE A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHO COME TO THE GYM TO TALK ALL DAY... THEY THINK THEY GET RESULTS BY LOTERING IN THE GYM... HOPEFULLY PLACES LIKE THIS WILL WEED OUT THOSE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM ALL HANG OUT THERE..
 
we got an LA Fitness opening soon around here....anyone know anything about them?...their supposed to be very nice....
 

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