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OLYMPIAN
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ahhaahhaa!!
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OLYMPIAN
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You're going straight to hell.
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Ms.Wetback
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That's just not right.
IxxTapouTxxI
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haha...Oly - now where did you find that?
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tacosupreem
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kid fuckers
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Tbizzle
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Jesus........
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IRON37
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And for being a giants fan
rippedfreak
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wtfff
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meateater
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hahahaha
But this is...
Jackhammer Jesus
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Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-Dark White (a pearlescent white).
We believe that because the Lord can't come to you all, it is our sacred duty to pump Jesus into your heart. Let the Golden Shower of God's love root out the sin in your life. Believe in the benevolent power of the Holy Threesome, let it vibrate your soul. Some of you may have a hole in your faith. Let Jesus fill that hole. Let Jesus come into that hole, experience the exhiliration of God's Love.
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^^^ thats just.... oh man...i dunno whether to laugh or feel disgusted, haha
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Jizzacked
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jesus... I thought the first pic was bad ahahahaha...
whether you believe in God or not, putting out sex toys like that is seriously setting yourself up for some religious zealots to purify you by pain... probably with the toy you designed yourself lol
they sure have killed others for less than that haha
whether you believe in God or not, putting out sex toys like that is seriously setting yourself up for some religious zealots to purify you by pain... probably with the toy you designed yourself lol
they sure have killed others for less than that haha
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meateater
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hahaha....jackhammer jesus
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OLYMPIAN
Guest
ban RJ
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Tbizzle
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But this is...
Jackhammer Jesus
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Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-Dark White (a pearlescent white).
We believe that because the Lord can't come to you all, it is our sacred duty to pump Jesus into your heart. Let the Golden Shower of God's love root out the sin in your life. Believe in the benevolent power of the Holy Threesome, let it vibrate your soul. Some of you may have a hole in your faith. Let Jesus fill that hole. Let Jesus come into that hole, experience the exhiliration of God's Love.
JESUS......................
this is really gonna fire some people up.
Thate
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i didn't like that at all...........
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Tbizzle
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Hhahahahah, they sure have, lol.
