What is the biggest chick you've haad sex with?

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Wondering what is the biggest size woman you have had sex with? Ht? Weight approximation? Pics?

Darkness and ozzy do not count....we've all had turns hitting their shit!:wiggle:
 
I am a proud winner of many fat chick contests from way back............I am guessing the biggest was probably approaching 300lbs but tall lol so I would say she was big boned.
 
Almost 4 bills she was so nice too told me she was gonna suck me off first so I lasted longer....by far the best blowjob I've ever gotten. There also a way more to this story it was a total take one for the team thing for sure.
 
It was an accident. I was a teen. I was very drunk. I got left in a room with a big nice one. Guessing 5-6 270 with lots of stuff that giggled when it wiggled. I remember being pinned down and rode like a bad pony. Then I kinda liked it so I somehow squirmed out from underneath her and climbed on top. I tried to finish like a tiger but instead finished like neutered lamb.

I just remembered her saying she wants me more as I tried to crawl off to safety. She tried to make it hard again but my drunk ass was done and I was starting to puke. She didn't mind the puke and tried anyway. I think that's when I blacked out.

This is the first time I've discussed this since going over it in therapy at the nut house.

Looking back....it wasn't all that bad....
 
5' 2", 250 lbs. And I wasn't even drunk. I actually enjoyed it and had sex with her several other times after the first. There are days I'd do her again. She loved my skinny pick because it was long enough to get past all the flesh and get deep in that moist putty.
 
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I'm not sure. I was in San Antonio and really drunk. I remember drinking shots out of a very large belly button. Not sure how that happened. There was hot chicks, more shots and then that fat thing. I woke up in my hotel room wearing nothing but my shoes. I still had my kidneys. there was no love note. No tip. I still had my wallet and about 30 one dollar bills and a couple 5ers.
 
I was plastered - prolly back in '95. A good 250+. Felt bad for her bcoz she was a virgin. Didn't realize it until after the deed was done. Never seen her again.
 
Not sounding like stuck up prick. But I don't think I've ventured over 180lbs
 
After giving this some thought, I realized that the biggest fat chcik ive ever banged was my wife. When she was pregnant she gained 100 pounds. THANK GOD there was an issue and we weren't allowed to have sex. She was so fat her lips had lips. She had her own gravitational pull and house clutter had gone into orbit around her. And everything was full of water under the skin and just stretched ugggghhhh. I wanted no part of that shit!

Then one fateful day late in the third trimester, we went the regular appt at the doc. They examined her and cheerfully told us we could go home and have sex. Wife was giddy. I was sick to my stomach. For the next several nights I stayed out real late at the bars avoiding her. Until that night when I ran out of money before midnight......

....and had to come home! I shit off the engine a few hundred feet up the street and let the truck coast into the driveway with no headlights on. I was quiet as a mouse barely cracking the door open. Sneaking inside. There she was!!!!!! Waiting for me, stalking me like a cat, ambushing me...

She literally beat the shit out of my drunk ass while she had me pinned against the door to the outside. Punched me like a boxer. The. Drug me to the couch and ripped down my pants and crawled on top. Help my arms behind my head....

I really Cant can't talk about it anymore. I wish I didn't remember that. The helplessness. The hopelessness. I could t get free while being raped by my fat pregnant wife who hadn't had any cawk in months. I lost most of my dignity that night, and likely most of my psychosis can be traced back to that tragedy.

I hope this story helps someone out there who is afraid or ashamed to tell of theirs.
 
Dont remember the size but i do remember how ugly she was on top of being fat. I was in college and really drunk. Apparently i made a booty call to this girl and the way she looked she was all in. I remember waking up and thinking oh shit what have i done. I quickly searched for my clothes. I put on a pair of jeans and the engulfed me so they were hers. I found my clothes and since she lived in a girls dorm you had to run down the hall and down the stairs before the cameras saw you. As long as you got outside you were safe. It snowed the night before and as soon as i got out i busted my ass. I remember laying on my back in the snow with a crazy hangover and the light just burning my eyes thinking fuck i cant tell anyone about this shit.
 
I prefer chubby chaser. That's what my secretary calls me. She's 5'2" 140lbs and thinks she's fat. If she's fat it's in all the right places, and I look forward to sticking my face between her dolly partons every day. I actually miss this one on the weekends.
 
Was 21 on a weekend camping trip, gathered around the fire with several families, about 11 people or so. They were related to my college wing man. His 19 year old cousin was a chubby with a cute face, about 5'4" and at least 150. Kept giving me flirty looks through the flames. I thought, "Damn, I gotta get away from her," so got up and went back to the tent. I guess she figured it was an invite because next thing I knew she popped into the tent. This was within view of the campfire so I said, "In or out," she came in. F-it I whipped it out and she sucked me off but I couldn't finish, so I spun her around and dogged her from behind. Just before I finished, her sister popped open the tent flap; shit! While she watched I finished hard with some slaps and grabbing her ass. When I finished I zipped up and then reached over and said very loudly, "Here they are, found the marshmallows, let's get some s'mores!" Back at the campfire (with most of the adults grinning from ear to ear) it was VERY quiet, but we had s'mores and nobody said a thing. There was that 'warm fireside glow' and smiles and grins though! The next day my buddy and I took a canoe trip down stream and met 2 girls on the river. They were slender and cute. I invited mine to the bank for a little 1-to-1 in the forest and it was fun but not all the way. In the back of my mind was that cute, fireside chubby in the afterglow, basting near the flames, well, what can I say, everybody likes s'mores!
 
mrhtbd said:
Was 21 on a weekend camping trip, gathered around the fire with several families, about 11 people or so. They were related to my college wing man. His 19 year old cousin was a chubby with a cute face, about 5'4" and at least 150. Kept giving me flirty looks through the flames. I thought, "Damn, I gotta get away from her," so got up and went back to the tent. I guess she figured it was an invite because next thing I knew she popped into the tent. This was within view of the campfire so I said, "In or out," she came in. F-it I whipped it out and she sucked me off but I couldn't finish, so I spun her around and dogged her from behind. Just before I finished, her sister popped open the tent flap; shit! While she watched I finished hard with some slaps and grabbing her ass. When I finished I zipped up and then reached over and said very loudly, "Here they are, found the marshmallows, let's get some s'mores!" Back at the campfire (with most of the adults grinning from ear to ear) it was VERY quiet, but we had s'mores and nobody said a thing. There was that 'warm fireside glow' and smiles and grins though! The next day my buddy and I took a canoe trip down stream and met 2 girls on the river. They were slender and cute. I invited mine to the bank for a little 1-to-1 in the forest and it was fun but not all the way. In the back of my mind was that cute, fireside chubby in the afterglow, basting near the flames, well, what can I say, everybody likes s'mores!
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1. 150 isn't big

2. Sisters don't count. That's a separate thread.
 
I was 15. A friend's mom bought us booze. I had long hair and she kept calling me Bon Jovi, lol. She was 32 around 220# if I recall correctly. She got me high after too much cheap beer. My teenage hormones went crazy and she dragged me into her bed.

THIS is the twist...

Her boyfriend was watching her act like a whore all night as she kept saying she never fkd a rock star and rubbing my junk, lmao. I was laying next to her in bed finger banging her and I kept feeling his hand trying to get to her pussy. Then at some point I mounted her and fkd her for a minute or two while her bf laid beside her pretending he was sleeping.

That was nearly 30 years ago and I still think why the hell didn't he beat the piss out of me. He was a skinny hippy but I was a 15 yr old twerp banging his disgusting fat gf. Lol.

That's one I've kept buried in the mental vault!
 
blm said:
I was 15. A friend's mom bought us booze. I had long hair and she kept calling me Bon Jovi, lol. She was 32 around 220# if I recall correctly. She got me high after too much cheap beer. My teenage hormones went crazy and she dragged me into her bed.

THIS is the twist...

Her boyfriend was watching her act like a whore all night as she kept saying she never fkd a rock star and rubbing my junk, lmao. I was laying next to her in bed finger banging her and I kept feeling his hand trying to get to her pussy. Then at some point I mounted her and fkd her for a minute or two while her bf laid beside her pretending he was sleeping.

That was nearly 30 years ago and I still think why the hell didn't he beat the piss out of me. He was a skinny hippy but I was a 15 yr old twerp banging his disgusting fat gf. Lol.

That's one I've kept buried in the mental vault!
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Holy hell....LMAO!!! That was great, thanks for sharing that:headbang:

I never really screwed a big fat chick before, though I did get a few "big boned" ones in the bag.

I had an ex leave me for some hick with no teeth. I was like WTF? She was a big time little slut so it was no big deal. I had to reevaluate some things for awhile after that happened. lol
 
Darkness said:
After giving this some thought, I realized that the biggest fat chcik ive ever banged was my wife. When she was pregnant she gained 100 pounds. THANK GOD there was an issue and we weren't allowed to have sex. She was so fat her lips had lips. She had her own gravitational pull and house clutter had gone into orbit around her. And everything was full of water under the skin and just stretched ugggghhhh. I wanted no part of that shit!

Then one fateful day late in the third trimester, we went the regular appt at the doc. They examined her and cheerfully told us we could go home and have sex. Wife was giddy. I was sick to my stomach. For the next several nights I stayed out real late at the bars avoiding her. Until that night when I ran out of money before midnight......

....and had to come home! I shit off the engine a few hundred feet up the street and let the truck coast into the driveway with no headlights on. I was quiet as a mouse barely cracking the door open. Sneaking inside. There she was!!!!!! Waiting for me, stalking me like a cat, ambushing me...

She literally beat the shit out of my drunk ass while she had me pinned against the door to the outside. Punched me like a boxer. The. Drug me to the couch and ripped down my pants and crawled on top. Help my arms behind my head....

I really Cant can't talk about it anymore. I wish I didn't remember that. The helplessness. The hopelessness. I could t get free while being raped by my fat pregnant wife who hadn't had any cawk in months. I lost most of my dignity that night, and likely most of my psychosis can be traced back to that tragedy.

I hope this story helps someone out there who is afraid or ashamed to tell of theirs.
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This is literally the funniest shit
 
About a buck 80...mayyybe an even 200. I like them thick as long as they're not sloppy about it. A big girl will keep you warm in the winter and well fed since most know how to throw down in the kitchen lol.
 
i like fat chicks

i like the all.

fat, ugly, old, dumb, crazy.

ive fucked them all

and enjoyed every minute of it.

it always about how nasty they will get vs how they look
 
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at my last job there was a chubby black girl that worked in clerical in the office i was working in on a temp out of town jobby. she was bat shit crazy. big tits and big ass. i asked her out to lunch and she was like "no way"

a week later i asked her out to lunch and she said "no way"

a week after that i asked her to dinner and she said "no but ill meet you at your hotel room"

i said "ok so your ashamed of me lol im down, you wont regret it"

long story short i had sex with her dozens of times. in the office during working hours, at my hotel, at her apartment at lunch, got a blow job at my desk, filmed her half a dozen times blowing me or fucking her or her just exposing herself to me in the office.

only thing that messed it up is she told one of her friends how fun i was and i fucked her too.

ended up having to threaten to go to human resources she was acting so jealous/nuts.

the other one was better looking but would not let me film her so i just got a couple of stealth shots of her getting dressed etc
 
i always regretted the ones i turned down rather than the ones i fucked. i turned down a biker chick that told me she would fuck me in the bathroom of a convenience store, and a fat ugly chick that told me she would do anything no reservations. i said no and she was like anal, ass to mouth, anything. and i still turned her down. stupid.


the problem is that all of the girls i have had sex with in the last few years have said they loved me almost immediately. is it the age thing? im pretty old so the youngest ive had in a while was 40.

oh man i turned down a girl that was early 30's and very cute but i have known her for years and she has mental issues and often acts out sexually. she was like lets go to your hotel room and get high and fuck and i was all like "that would not be a good idea for you. you are married, you have been sober for over a year..........." i should have said lets go, just no drugs. i was acting like a good guy. i was fooling myself as i know deep down i am not a good guy
 
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