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1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. Point: BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. Point: VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. Point: BEER 4. If, after taking a swig of your favorite beer, you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. Point: VAGINA 5. If you come home reeking...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your...

A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is...

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?" Him: "I was out getting a tattoo." Her: "A tattoo?" "What kind of tattoo did you get? " Him: "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis." Her: "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill...

13 Reasons to Smile [1] Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. [2] Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. [3] I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. [4] How come we...

CHROMIUM PICOLINATE Chromium Picolinate is sometimes promoted as products that have the ability to even out levels of sugar in the blood while enhancing the body?s fat burning metabolism. Some research studies have shown that additional chromium in a person?s diet may help to normalize sugar...

Many of you may know me from several different bb boards although I frequent the ones in my sig more. As usual, this is a kick ass looking board. Good job, Vman!!