would you get married again If I died

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>> > WIFE: "Let me ask you a question.

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Oh, Lord, let's not do this."

>> >

>> > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

>> >

>> > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

>> >

>> > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "No, she's left -handed."

>> >

>> > WIFE: - - - silence - -

>> >

>> > HUSBAND: "Shit."

lol.

lol

:hahaha: good one ....

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