50 things a woman can't do..

[Scotsmark]

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist a sale
12. Sit still
13. Keep quiet
14. Tell a joke
15. Play pool
16. Pay for dinner
17. Eat a kebab whilst walking
18. Pee out of a train window
19. Argue without shouting
20. Get told off without crying
21. Understand fruit machines
22. Walk past a shoe shop
23. Make a decent bacon sandwich
24. Not comment on stranger's clothes
25. Use small amounts of toilet paper
26. Let you sleep with a hangover
27. Drink a pint gracefully
28. Get a round in
29. Throw a punch
30. Do magic
31. Like your friends
32. Enjoy porn
33. Eat a really hot curry
34. Get to the point
35. Buy plain envelopes
36. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
37. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
38. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
39. Avoid credit card debt
40. Dive into a pool
41. Assemble furniture
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above...

 

[Scotsmark]

Just briefly glancing at them I can do most.........you need to find a better place to pick up women.

First bite

I just got these in an email and thought I'd post it up here, I'm not implying that they're true, some are though

 

[IRON37]

LOL number 50 is a given

 

[Scotsmark]

LOL number 50 is a given

Thank you!

 

[CO-B16]

Just briefly glancing at them I can do most.........you need to find a better place to pick up women.

Example of #50....

 

[Big Sexy]

#2 is my personal favorite. I don't think I have ever watched a movie the whole way through with my girlfriend, without being asked "what just happened" or "wait, what's going on now...i'm confused"

 

[black7]

Example of #50....

lolololol

 

[mrhtbd]

I asked my wife, "What size engine does your new car have?"
Reply, "I don't know."
Me: "Well, how many cylinders does it have?"
She laughed, then asked, "What?"
Me: "Cylinders, CYLINDERS??" "Oh forget it, what color is it?"
"Silver."
"Umm, that's not a color!"

No wonder she doesn't understand how I can get satisfaction from rebuilding a motorcycle!

 

[Guest]

Rationalize should be added to the list..