BigSickD
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A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared on down I-75.He pushed the
pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror
and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he
tromped on it some more, and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then
110, 120mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this
kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to
catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes, and
walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes
and today is Friday. If you can give me any reason why you were speeding,
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off
with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared on down I-75.He pushed the
pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror
and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he
tromped on it some more, and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then
110, 120mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this
kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to
catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes, and
walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes
and today is Friday. If you can give me any reason why you were speeding,
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off
with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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