I was thinking I'll just find a giant dick a post it up to make you happy. But the last time on the board me and Allo used to be on, I searched for a picture to insult MassiveG.
It was a man who's face was inside of a toilet covered in shit that said, " Let me be your toilet".
Right when I was posting it up my wife walked in. 'What is wrong with you!!!!!! You are really sick!!! Stay away from me."
She was a tough crowd cause she was already pissed at me as we had been arguing. I showed her the whole thread and what I was doing once she calmed down. Still it was one of those things where I know it sounded like I was lying.

Who knows if to this day it pops into her head I'm into weird Scat fag porn.