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Darkness

Darkness

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We've conducted polls, we've discussed in numerous threads, we've came right out and asked the question directly.

Still... We have no answers. And it's pretty important we know so it doesn't happen to us. I'll ask again....:



Why did Ozzy become Ghey ??
 
It started that fateful day at the amusement park, when he forgot that the salted nut roll was in his back pocket and then he sat down in the rollercoaster.... gone, down to the last nut.... tragic
 
i think this is an important question. was it after i was a member? did retarded horse convert him? was he always ghey? was it his trauma filled past? is he just trying to be politically correct and expanding his horizon? did he feel he could not get a date with a girl? does he want to be a girl? is that why he bullies me and RH? cause he likes us? wait that could not be it. nobody liked RH

the world wants the answers!
 
IT was a dank dark summer night. He was out with 2 of his welder buddies. It was late and they were drunk walking in a strange part of New Orleans. One welder fell over drunk and the other stopped to laugh and vomit. Ozzy never cared for either of them all that much. Their work looked lick Bird Poop. He kept walking and then stumbled into what he thought was a stripper bar called The Dirty Slipper. The dancers weren't ugly yet somehow off but sort of more of a turn on than most he'd seen. He paid a 20 for a lap dance and the stripper scooped him up an carried him into the back room. The stripper was shaking her but in his face and boy did she have a big cameltoe. Spin forward 5 hours and Ozzy woke up in his hotel room wearing a blond wig and a tranny washing his dick in the bathroom. Ozzy's never been the same. That's the story I heard from a guy named Player. Not sure if it's true but sounds about right.
 
I have to say, guys like Ozzy are rarely gay. He's just not good looking enough. The gay men are usually very good looking men. So I don't believe Ozzy is gay. That said, I wonder who the best looking guy on the board is? My bet, he's the gay one.
 
bufbiker said:
I have to say, guys like Ozzy are rarely gay. He's just not good looking enough. The gay men are usually very good looking men. So I don't believe Ozzy is gay. That said, I wonder who the best looking guy on the board is? My bet, he's the gay one.
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if your criteria holds true i am very very safe
 
ozzy69 said:
Oh the best looking guy is darkness
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it was all just a fun thread, people joking and teasing, then you went there. that is just cruel dude.

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Darkness said:
No no no!!!!!

There is a new pretty boy In Town!

Go meet frig!
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Dude you know I only like women...one specific one and shit you have listened to hours of my f-d up emotional trauma I'm in. Plus I've lost almost 30 lbs now from being such a mess, ain't nothing pretty about me.

Back to Ozzy....Story I heard is the dudes name was/is......."Cracker"
 
Friggemall said:
Dude you know I only like women...one specific one and shit you have listened to hours of my f-d up emotional trauma I'm in. Plus I've lost almost 30 lbs now from being such a mess, ain't nothing pretty about me.

Back to Ozzy....Story I heard is the dudes name was/is......."Cracker"
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I never questioned your preference. All I said was that you are by far the best lookin dude here.
 
Darkness said:
I never questioned your preference. All I said was that you are by far the best lookin dude here.
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Oh, lol ok then.



Well it all started on a little trip he took white water rafting...

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