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- Jan 21, 2012
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wrapping up my workout a little bit ago and i look out the giant glass front wall of the gym to see a badass 1 ton crew cab ford powerstroke with 36"tires and at least 20" of lift pull in. looking to see who got the new truck and the door flies open and a smoking hot chick falls out, lands flat footed and i can see from the shoulders down, only the head is obscured by the door. dressed in solid black tights and combat boots. she closes the door and appears one of the finest spike/mullet haircuts ive ever seen. knock down drag out gorgeous but the most obvious bulldike ive ever laid eyes on. well before i could fully take this in and enjoy it for the marvel it was. in swings next to her a pastel pink bmw 2 door roadster. this door opens and this big ole lanky ass jim morrison looking dude climbs out wearing a pink tank top, bright purpole shorts and HOT pink tenny shoes. he even has a lacy undershirt on under the tank. im sitting there in shock (this is texas and this kind of openous is uncommon) and trying to figure out if there is some kind of convention in town that i was unaware of! then... these two walk towards each other and essentially started fucking with their clothes on. after a minute or two they come in and start to play with machines. well i spend the next 10 minutes doing everything possible to figure out exactedly what we have hear. upon close examination there is an obvious rack on one and a bulge on the other. dont know if this was somekind of joke by a brave and hilarious couple or if im in the twilite zone. was definately the funniest thing i have ever seen in the gym and it is just to damn hard to hide your laughter with all those damn mirrors everywhere so finally gave up and left. my mind was so twisted i could keep a straight face long enough to do a set.:jump::
