Cruci
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- Nov 14, 2006
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> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood a s he served us food and drinks.
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> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
> "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super."
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> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
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> "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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> She calmly turned her head and said,"In my country,I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
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> To whichthe flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,"Well,sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen,so I outrank you.
> Tray-up,Bitch."
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>
> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood a s he served us food and drinks.
>
> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
> "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super."
>
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>
> "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said,"In my country,I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
>
> To whichthe flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,"Well,sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen,so I outrank you.
> Tray-up,Bitch."
>
