Cruci
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First things first:
Chuck Norris is a bitch. Yeah I said it. A sub par martial artist at best, and his acting skills leave a lot to be desired. What the fuck is the big deal with this douchebag? Since these "Chuck Norrisisms" came out into the public eye (although some of them were quite funny) people seem to think that Chuck Norris is actually a bad ass. Yeah fucking right. Jack Bauer would totally fuck Chuck Norris's world completely up. I don't even watch the show 24, but I did view part of it once, and that was all I needed to prove that Norris is far inferior of a man than Bauer. But Jack is not the only one that could kick Norris's ass thirty ways from Sunday. Stop using Chuck Norris as an analogy to anything that kicks ass, because he sucks and even John Mayer would make him his bitch.
Second off, I am sick to death of mother fuckers that don't say thank you when I hold the door for them. Who the fuck are you to me? Just another asshole walking in the same building that I am. If I take 2 seconds out of my life to be considerate to you, the least you could do is thank me for it. People have become so inconsiderate that they act like I owed it to them to hold the door for them. How about the next time I let the door slam in your face? THAT you might deserve. Cocksucker
Another thing, I was watching this thing on TLC about heroin addicts, and everyone feels sorry for them. Why? They knew what they were getting into when they stuck a needle in their arm to get high. People are begging them to get help when they don't want it. I say encourage their habit. Let them overdose and we can purge their dna from the gene pool. I mean who really gives a fuck? The thing is, I know of people who have gotten strung out and got help because they wanted it. I have respect for that, they made a mistake, and decided to fix their life. Good for them. But the ones that piss me off are the ones who don't give a fuck about their own life and everyone is begging them to get help. If you don't care about your own life why in the fuck should I care about it? It is called natural selection people, the stupid will find a way out of the population, and I say let them. Also I think that any heroin/crack addict that gets pregnant (and doesn't have the abortion) should be given a mandatory five year sentence. You think that is cruel? Shit, she gave that child a LIFE sentence with all of the health problems that it will have, the least she could do is spend a few years behind bars. To all you addicts out there, use a fucking condom please. Fuck your own life up, not the life of an innocent child.
Next are the people who are offended by everything that isn't politically correct. You know the type that I am talking about, the ones who can't watch a stand up comedian without getting all pissed off at one off color joke. Do you know why people tell ethnic/gender/religious jokes? Because they are funny, that's why. If they were not funny, people wouldn't keep telling them. You whiny assholes that get your panties in a bunch about everything you hear really need to fuck off and get a life. There are so many things out there that really matter and you uptight douchebags spend time worrying about shit that is so irrelevant to anything important.. You want to get mad? Here let me lead you in the right direction:
What do you call a man with his head up a camel's asshole?
And Iraqi mechanic.
Oh no! An ethnic joke, time to call the PC police. Fuck off and die already.
Women with mustaches and makeup done. I see this all the time, and not only is it incredibly stupid, it is also disgusting.
Why in the fuck would you spend time dolling yourself up with pounds of makeup and then have a hairy fucking lip? Seriously, are you retarded?
If you are a woman and incredibly lazy and do not care about your appearance, then fine, I can accept that. But don't buy sexy clothes and then apply a bunch of makeup trying to look pretty, when you have a mustache like Magnum PI. It would take like five minutes of effort to wax your lip and you would be good to go. Either care about yourself or not, but don't do it half assed. Plus when a guy sees a mustache on your lip, he (assuming that he actually had low enough standards to consider fucking you) would only imagine how much hair there is on your other lip. A man should not need a weed wacker to get some tail.
That would be like someone who showers twice a day, but refused to brush their teeth. Kind of seems counter productive and pointless doesn't it?
Chuck Norris is a bitch. Yeah I said it. A sub par martial artist at best, and his acting skills leave a lot to be desired. What the fuck is the big deal with this douchebag? Since these "Chuck Norrisisms" came out into the public eye (although some of them were quite funny) people seem to think that Chuck Norris is actually a bad ass. Yeah fucking right. Jack Bauer would totally fuck Chuck Norris's world completely up. I don't even watch the show 24, but I did view part of it once, and that was all I needed to prove that Norris is far inferior of a man than Bauer. But Jack is not the only one that could kick Norris's ass thirty ways from Sunday. Stop using Chuck Norris as an analogy to anything that kicks ass, because he sucks and even John Mayer would make him his bitch.
Second off, I am sick to death of mother fuckers that don't say thank you when I hold the door for them. Who the fuck are you to me? Just another asshole walking in the same building that I am. If I take 2 seconds out of my life to be considerate to you, the least you could do is thank me for it. People have become so inconsiderate that they act like I owed it to them to hold the door for them. How about the next time I let the door slam in your face? THAT you might deserve. Cocksucker
Another thing, I was watching this thing on TLC about heroin addicts, and everyone feels sorry for them. Why? They knew what they were getting into when they stuck a needle in their arm to get high. People are begging them to get help when they don't want it. I say encourage their habit. Let them overdose and we can purge their dna from the gene pool. I mean who really gives a fuck? The thing is, I know of people who have gotten strung out and got help because they wanted it. I have respect for that, they made a mistake, and decided to fix their life. Good for them. But the ones that piss me off are the ones who don't give a fuck about their own life and everyone is begging them to get help. If you don't care about your own life why in the fuck should I care about it? It is called natural selection people, the stupid will find a way out of the population, and I say let them. Also I think that any heroin/crack addict that gets pregnant (and doesn't have the abortion) should be given a mandatory five year sentence. You think that is cruel? Shit, she gave that child a LIFE sentence with all of the health problems that it will have, the least she could do is spend a few years behind bars. To all you addicts out there, use a fucking condom please. Fuck your own life up, not the life of an innocent child.
Next are the people who are offended by everything that isn't politically correct. You know the type that I am talking about, the ones who can't watch a stand up comedian without getting all pissed off at one off color joke. Do you know why people tell ethnic/gender/religious jokes? Because they are funny, that's why. If they were not funny, people wouldn't keep telling them. You whiny assholes that get your panties in a bunch about everything you hear really need to fuck off and get a life. There are so many things out there that really matter and you uptight douchebags spend time worrying about shit that is so irrelevant to anything important.. You want to get mad? Here let me lead you in the right direction:
What do you call a man with his head up a camel's asshole?
And Iraqi mechanic.
Oh no! An ethnic joke, time to call the PC police. Fuck off and die already.
Women with mustaches and makeup done. I see this all the time, and not only is it incredibly stupid, it is also disgusting.
Why in the fuck would you spend time dolling yourself up with pounds of makeup and then have a hairy fucking lip? Seriously, are you retarded?
If you are a woman and incredibly lazy and do not care about your appearance, then fine, I can accept that. But don't buy sexy clothes and then apply a bunch of makeup trying to look pretty, when you have a mustache like Magnum PI. It would take like five minutes of effort to wax your lip and you would be good to go. Either care about yourself or not, but don't do it half assed. Plus when a guy sees a mustache on your lip, he (assuming that he actually had low enough standards to consider fucking you) would only imagine how much hair there is on your other lip. A man should not need a weed wacker to get some tail.
That would be like someone who showers twice a day, but refused to brush their teeth. Kind of seems counter productive and pointless doesn't it?
