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IRON37
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I used to know this alcholic dude named Bowie (I think?) he used to get in fights with hobos. I dont even know how old the guy was..he hung out with me and my friends when we were like 18 but he was at least 40. he looked like that dude that was the caddy on happy gilmoure lol. Bigass beard. And he was always drunk of course so you couldnt understand what the hell he was saying. He talked like slingblade lol. I think he had a house (somehow) but dont think he had anything inside because he spent all his money on beer.
My friend told me one time that Bowie came over to his garage and told him he called the ambulance because he thought he was having a heart attack. So then while he was waiting he smoked a bowl with my friend lol. Then when he heard the sirens coming bowie ran down the street and flagged them down. They told him he wasnt having a heart attack..he was just drunk lol.
Another time he was at a hospital by here because they sent him to some rehab clinic thing. I guess he didnt want to go to rehab. So while they were getting on the elevator he ran down the hall and out to where the helicpter lands for the hospital. He jumped off the side and fell like 3 stories lol. He broke his wrist and I think his ankle or something. So he ended up having to stay in the hospital for that shit and still had to do rehab haha. No real reason for this thread..just always makes me laugh when I think about crazy drunk people.
My friend told me one time that Bowie came over to his garage and told him he called the ambulance because he thought he was having a heart attack. So then while he was waiting he smoked a bowl with my friend lol. Then when he heard the sirens coming bowie ran down the street and flagged them down. They told him he wasnt having a heart attack..he was just drunk lol.
Another time he was at a hospital by here because they sent him to some rehab clinic thing. I guess he didnt want to go to rehab. So while they were getting on the elevator he ran down the hall and out to where the helicpter lands for the hospital. He jumped off the side and fell like 3 stories lol. He broke his wrist and I think his ankle or something. So he ended up having to stay in the hospital for that shit and still had to do rehab haha. No real reason for this thread..just always makes me laugh when I think about crazy drunk people.
