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Darkness

Darkness

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.... But it's not. If you guys don't post more about your gear plans, woman problems, lagging calves and childish dreams, we are gonna have to talk about mine again.

Or I may have to bring back an "is oZzy ghey poll" out of the archives.

Or like the night I dropped an Abmien bomb then posted for 15 minutes and was shocked next morning to read the stuff, like I was on shrooms or something. We may have to do that again.

Another option is to dust off some of my sex tragedies as a younger man, including the finger, the very big girl, and the awkward thanksgiving dinner sitting beside my stepsister.

We could talk about how my wife's ass is like a 9 volt battery, i know i shouldnt but every time I pick it up I have to put my tongue on it.

Only you can prevent this tragedy by posting things that actually amount to something, unlike me.

Have a nice night my little Pumpkins.
 
lmfao .....its always a mystery to open the "Darkness" threads,....Im not posting nothing because I myself enjoy reading your warped, insane , tributes and trials....makes me feel more normal to know there is someone else in the world that is just as fucked up as I am ....
 
Hurray for oZzy preventing the inevitable for a short time.

The threat stands
 
When I was 15 I use to finger fuck this smelly girl. It was to dirty to fuck but I liked to sniff my finger. I fucked her cousin instead. They had the same name. The other Gina was a little cleaner. They sort of smelt the same.
 
Glycomann said:
When I was 15 I use to finger fuck this smelly girl. It was to dirty to fuck but I liked to sniff my finger. I fucked her cousin instead. They had the same name. The other Gina was a little cleaner. They sort of smelt the same.
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LOL shit gets under your nail can get stuck for a day or two
 
Glycomann said:
When I was 15 I use to finger fuck this smelly girl. It was to dirty to fuck but I liked to sniff my finger. I fucked her cousin instead. They had the same name. The other Gina was a little cleaner. They sort of smelt the same.
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That's the kind of story I like. Anytime a stink puss is involved you have my attention.
 
One of my first sexual experiences at 13 was my next door neighbor Laurie. I had no idea what I was doing but I pulled her pants off and then her underwear. All I saw when I pulled off her underwear were some serious shit stains. You could smell the stale ass smell. I had a lot of thoughts go through my head in about 30 seconds but I quickly realized there was that long last thing I thought about every second of everyday right in my face. I slammed my face right in that dirty vagina and loved every minute of it.
 
Well it was a complete bush which nowadays I dig sometimes. Surprisingly it did not taste that bad from what I remember. I have had way worse since then. Slightly metallic tasting but otherwise pleasant. It was her dirty ass that every once in a while I got quaff of dirty stale ass.
 
-JP- said:
Well it was a complete bush which nowadays I dig sometimes. Surprisingly it did not taste that bad from what I remember. I have had way worse since then. Slightly metallic tasting but otherwise pleasant. It was her dirty ass that every once in a while I got quaff of dirty stale ass.
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They're suppose to wipe front to back but none of them do. They all wipe back to from and smudge the trench with the brown. When me and Buff take over we're gonna demand segregation of back to front wipers from front to back wipers. If they're caught going the wrong way they get the hose. Yup, that means we have to install cameras in all the bathrooms.
 
Glycomann said:
They're suppose to wipe front to back but none of them do. They all wipe back to from and smudge the trench with the brown. When me and Buff take over we're gonna demand segregation of back to front wipers from front to back wipers. If they're caught going the wrong way they get the hose. Yup, that means we have to install cameras in all the bathrooms.
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I continue to learn from you G. I had no idear.
 
It cuts down on a specific type of infection women get when poop gets in/on their vjays.
Yes we demand toilet cams to verify.
 
Glycomann said:
They're suppose to wipe front to back but none of them do. They all wipe back to from and smudge the trench with the brown. When me and Buff take over we're gonna demand segregation of back to front wipers from front to back wipers. If they're caught going the wrong way they get the hose. Yup, that means we have to install cameras in all the bathrooms.
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Ha-ha great idea


D, yeah metallic is the best word I could think of last night but just a little tangy all in all for my first pussy eating experience it was not that bad. We would hook up over the next 5 years before going off to college. She eventually learned to wash her ass beforehand. ha. One interesting note is that around my sophomore year in college she went on the show called who wants to be a millionaire and won 50K.
 
-JP- said:
Ha-ha great idea


D, yeah metallic is the best word I could think of last night but just a little tangy all in all for my first pussy eating experience it was not that bad. We would hook up over the next 5 years before going off to college. She eventually learned to wash her ass beforehand. ha. One interesting note is that around my sophomore year in college she went on the show called who wants to be a millionaire and won 50K.
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I wouldn't mind bumping into my first again. She'd be retirement age now. I just wonder if she looks like I remember her.
 
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