Tonage is calling...

Getting old and injured is the bitch! I used to see the guys at my gym, looking like grizzled old crooked legged circus chimps. Now I am one.

Years ago, my lifting partner and I decided to do 100 squats with 315 broken into sets of 10 - you go, I go. Figure I did 31,500 lbs in about 25 min.
 
QUITE I'm trying to forget my age and it ain't easy what with all the pain, gnarled lumps and you guys bitching about aging.
 
16 years ago my pregnant wife was so fat her lips had lips. She was too big to screw. She went from 125 pre prego to probably 2000 by month 8.

One night I came home drunk and she knew now was her chance. She threw me on the coach and jumped on top of me and straddled me. Crunched under the weight, I struggled to get free. I was pinned. I knew what I had to do....

I took a deep breath and lifted her off of me and tossed her to the side. That was one rep, 2000 lbs, my ton lift.

She has since returned to 125 lbs and she's welcome to straddle me.
 
Player said:
16 years ago my pregnant wife was so fat her lips had lips. She was too big to screw. She went from 125 pre prego to probably 2000 by month 8.

One night I came home drunk and she knew now was her chance. She threw me on the coach and jumped on top of me and straddled me. Crunched under the weight, I struggled to get free. I was pinned. I knew what I had to do....

I took a deep breath and lifted her off of me and tossed her to the side. That was one rep, 2000 lbs, my ton lift.

She has since returned to 125 lbs and she's welcome to straddle me.
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Hilarious!!!!!
 
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