Just this morning the miss's said she "doesn't want anything for Christmas," bwahahahahahah, what a liar!
Anyway I'm getting her three giant rocks, actually, 52 square feet of rock, granite that is.
New countertops for the new kitchen cabinets I finished putting in last month.
Funny though, how last week she was eying a pearl ring, and now she wants nothing, hmmm?
Oh she's good, she's really, really good, ha, and deserves every penny, as we're getting along better than ever.
Then she said, ..."and the girls said they have everything they want."
Hmmm, I thought I was awake, but maybe I wasn't!
BTW, all I want for Christmas is a new set of jammies, large bottoms (no pun intended) and XXL top.
Mail that to:
mrhtbd
321 Fat-Chance-in-Hell Way
In-Your-Dreams, OH