TheChosen1
Vet
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2004
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- 150
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. Point: BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. Point: VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. Point: BEER
4. If, after taking a swig of your favorite beer, you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. Point: VAGINA
5. If you come home reeking of beer, your wife may get mad. If you get home reeking of vagina, your wife may leave you. Hmmmm? Point: DRAW
6. Ten beers in one night and you can?t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don?t want to drive anywhere. Point: VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, you may harm your reputation. If you eat a lot of vagina in public, you may become a legend. Point: VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and smells beer on your breath, you may get arrested. If a cop stops you and smells vagina on your breath, he may buy you a beer. Point: VAGINA
9. You normally don?t find old beer. Point: BEER
10. Too much beer and you?ll see stars. Too much vagina and you?ll see God. Point: VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. Point: VAGINA
12. Most places tax beer. Point: VAGINA
13. If you have another beer, your first beer never gets pissed off. Point: BEER
14. You know for sure if you?re the first to open a beer. Point: BEER
15. If you shake beer, it gets agitated but eventually settles down. Point: BEER
16. You always have a choice of beers: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. Point: BEER
17. You always know how much beer will cost. Point: BEER
18. Beer doesn?t have a mother. Point: BEER
19. Beer never expects to cuddle after you drink it. Point: BEER
20. Tapping a Keg? Easy. Tapping a Vagina? May take weeks. Point: BEER
<HR>Final Score
The winner is: :headbange BEER
PS: If you are a woman and now feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that BEER would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. Score one extra point for BEER!
2. Warm beer tastes awful. Point: VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. Point: BEER
4. If, after taking a swig of your favorite beer, you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. Point: VAGINA
5. If you come home reeking of beer, your wife may get mad. If you get home reeking of vagina, your wife may leave you. Hmmmm? Point: DRAW
6. Ten beers in one night and you can?t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don?t want to drive anywhere. Point: VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, you may harm your reputation. If you eat a lot of vagina in public, you may become a legend. Point: VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and smells beer on your breath, you may get arrested. If a cop stops you and smells vagina on your breath, he may buy you a beer. Point: VAGINA
9. You normally don?t find old beer. Point: BEER
10. Too much beer and you?ll see stars. Too much vagina and you?ll see God. Point: VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. Point: VAGINA
12. Most places tax beer. Point: VAGINA
13. If you have another beer, your first beer never gets pissed off. Point: BEER
14. You know for sure if you?re the first to open a beer. Point: BEER
15. If you shake beer, it gets agitated but eventually settles down. Point: BEER
16. You always have a choice of beers: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. Point: BEER
17. You always know how much beer will cost. Point: BEER
18. Beer doesn?t have a mother. Point: BEER
19. Beer never expects to cuddle after you drink it. Point: BEER
20. Tapping a Keg? Easy. Tapping a Vagina? May take weeks. Point: BEER
<HR>Final Score
BEER: 11
VAGINA: 8
VAGINA: 8
PS: If you are a woman and now feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that BEER would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. Score one extra point for BEER!
