I really do hate cops!

Lokedogg

Lokedogg

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And when I'm not hating them I'm jsut fucking annoyed wit their weasley sneaky little personalities. You take this morning for example: I jump up early to take my girl to the doctor. I get pulled over for speeding. When the cop gets up he addresses me by name asking for the credentials. I say look I'm in a hurry and I already fucking late. "Ok Loke I'll make it fast!" And he does. He warns me about unsigned registration -" that's a $130 fee blah blah blah" See cops are such pricks they always have to remind you of "what they could do" to make you feel like you're getting a deal(and their really not the pricks we all know they are) as they fuck you. So after I get to the doctors office I look at the ticket. First the little bastard has padded the speed I was going by app. 4 mph. Secondly he wrote on the ticket the posted speed limit was 5mph less than what it was. See what I mean? Not too much of a bite. It's just enough for me to not hassle with court. But I am tracking his ass down. He was off the shift time I got there. Tommorrow I'm goona find him if he's working , show him the picture of the speed limit sign right by where his fat ass was hiding and telling him what I'm telling you! I'm goddamned motherfucking sick and tired of paying for what I don't owe!!! If he doesn't see shit my way I'll probably be locked up. Fuck the government and FUCK the POLICE!!!!!
 
On vacation I got pulled over for no seat belt. When he got up to the car he said my bad your seat belt blends into your shirt (both gray) so it didn't look like you had one on lol. He was salivating at collecting some out of state fines.
 
Lokedogg said:
And when I'm not hating them I'm jsut fucking annoyed wit their weasley sneaky little personalities. You take this morning for example: I jump up early to take my girl to the doctor. I get pulled over for speeding. When the cop gets up he addresses me by name asking for the credentials. I say look I'm in a hurry and I already fucking late. "Ok Loke I'll make it fast!" And he does. He warns me about unsigned registration -" that's a $130 fee blah blah blah" See cops are such pricks they always have to remind you of "what they could do" to make you feel like you're getting a deal(and their really not the pricks we all know they are) as they fuck you. So after I get to the doctors office I look at the ticket. First the little bastard has padded the speed I was going by app. 4 mph. Secondly he wrote on the ticket the posted speed limit was 5mph less than what it was. See what I mean? Not too much of a bite. It's just enough for me to not hassle with court. But I am tracking his ass down. He was off the shift time I got there. Tommorrow I'm goona find him if he's working , show him the picture of the speed limit sign right by where his fat ass was hiding and telling him what I'm telling you! I'm goddamned motherfucking sick and tired of paying for what I don't owe!!! If he doesn't see shit my way I'll probably be locked up. Fuck the government and FUCK the POLICE!!!!!
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I look at it differently............if what you said is true, he did you a favor and the ticket will get kicked out of court.
 
Dude main thing with cops when getting pulled over is to shut the car off roll down the windows and put keys in the cup holder. Adress them in a polite manner, tell them that if u did what they said you are sorry and did not realize it, then go into a story such as your not all there, you gf broke up with you, or your business is going through tough times. Also PBA cards help i have a dozen of them and i always get off.
 
nothin about living in the bronx it is about common sense.
 
JrMaFia said:
Dude main thing with cops when getting pulled over is to shut the car off roll down the windows and put keys in the cup holder. Adress them in a polite manner, tell them that if u did what they said you are sorry and did not realize it, then go into a story such as your not all there, you gf broke up with you, or your business is going through tough times. Also PBA cards help i have a dozen of them and i always get off.
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Yeah see , that's the thing you'll learn with time- there is no one size fits all. Sometimes aggression works, sometimes denial, sometimes innocent play, and sometimes straight up truth and how you feel. I've done them all at different times. I'm generally an extremely straight forward fucker. I explain what's fucked, why, how I feel about and what I believe the solution is. SOMETIMES I just don't bother with anything cause I'm in no mood to even speak. This cop (as I said knew who I was before he came up to the car). I wasn't in any mood to ASK or pretend a goddamned thing. I was taking my little girl to the doctor and I got caught in their speed trap which yeilded them probably 25 people (at least) that morning. The wasn't there to write warning tickets. I wasn't about to lower myself to this fucking swine!!!!!!!! I WILL see him in court(since the bastard wasn't around to be confronted with his fucking lies). I have the pictures of where he clocked me and where he pulled me over. It will be HE who looks like the idiot prick he is!
 
Ive had a bas history with the cops. I tend to agrue with them. I hate the authority they think they have. There mostly pricks but theres a few good ones
 
Thate said:
On vacation I got pulled over for no seat belt. When he got up to the car he said my bad your seat belt blends into your shirt (both gray) so it didn't look like you had one on lol. He was salivating at collecting some out of state fines.
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This happened to me about a month ago. Of course i threw it on while i was driving then boom he pulls me over. Accused me of being on my cellphone too when it was in the console the entire time. 100% prick up until he saw my last name on the license and then apologized for disturbing my day and complimented me on my football player appearance. hahaha
 
Lokedogg said:
Yeah see , that's the thing you'll learn with time- there is no one size fits all. Sometimes aggression works, sometimes denial, sometimes innocent play, and sometimes straight up truth and how you feel. I've done them all at different times. I'm generally an extremely straight forward fucker. I explain what's fucked, why, how I feel about and what I believe the solution is. SOMETIMES I just don't bother with anything cause I'm in no mood to even speak. This cop (as I said knew who I was before he came up to the car). I wasn't in any mood to ASK or pretend a goddamned thing. I was taking my little girl to the doctor and I got caught in their speed trap which yeilded them probably 25 people (at least) that morning. The wasn't there to write warning tickets. I wasn't about to lower myself to this fucking swine!!!!!!!! I WILL see him in court(since the bastard wasn't around to be confronted with his fucking lies). I have the pictures of where he clocked me and where he pulled me over. It will be HE who looks like the idiot prick he is!
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To each his own, i am just telling you what has worked for me in the past, its called playing the game i know most of them are no good pig fuckers but its playing the game. PBA cards help to.
 
JrMaFia said:
To each his own, i am just telling you what has worked for me in the past, its called playing the game i know most of them are no good pig fuckers but its playing the game. PBA cards help to.
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What the fuck you gonna tell someone twice your ago, who just got out prison, "How To Play The Game"?? Is this a fucking joke??
 
I know how it is with cops, I literally hate them with a passion. Im sure theyre not all bad but the ones Ive met were all wastes of life. What do you expect part of their job description is to be a hypocrate
 
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