I'm so small...

Darkness

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Last night at the middle school basketball game a 6th grader took my hot dog money then punched me in the gut. I have to meet him at the flag pole and give him $2.75 at noon today. I tried to tell him I'm not a student here but he punched me again and told me to shut my mouth.
 
That was me punk ,,,,,give up your lunch money or else you gonna eat a knuckle sammich
 
That's the reason I stay away from middle school games. To easy to get cornered.
 
That wasn't a 6th grader. It was me. I'm actually a 4' tall midget wrestler.
Sorry about taking you dog. If I had known that was you I wold have not been such a jerk.
But in all fairness I thought you were bigger!
 
Thats funny guys.

Yea this is just my humerous lament. True story: when I dropped off clothes at the cleaners yesterday, a lady who has not seen me in six months asked me if I had been sick as I looked so much smaller. Oh well ... that's honesty.

So I got rid of the source of my depressive state and damn how I have been eating! Lets see what happens now. Give me a week or two and I might be able to whip two middle schoolers at once...
 
Thats a dagger through the heart. But Glycogen solves those problems!
 
We got a call from my son's principal and had to go meet with him. Apparently our son has been bullying other kids and got caught at the school basketball game. All my son remembers is when the kid walked off he mumbled something about douche nozzle.
 
Thats a dagger through the heart. But Glycogen solves those problems!

G-man will fix it.

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We got a call from my son's principal and had to go meet with him. Apparently our son has been bullying other kids and got caught at the school basketball game. All my son remembers is when the kid walked off he mumbled something about douche nozzle.

Lol you got me!
 

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