BigSickD
Vet
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take? I ask. They will grow larger over a period of years, he replies. I stop. Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between by breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat he says, Worked for your ass, didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even be able to walk again. Stupid, stupid man. Men seem unable to learn when it comes to women.
Without missing a beat he says, Worked for your ass, didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even be able to walk again. Stupid, stupid man. Men seem unable to learn when it comes to women.
