New discovery!!! (Sexual content inside)

Darkness

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I did something last night that I'd never tried before. Woman was running a fever of 103 and I discovered that the pussy was real hot inside, and felt very good. ACTUAL hot pussy is very fun.

Ever try this?

Think it would be too much to ask to try it again tonight? Maybe ask her not to take the Tylenol until after we copulate so the temp is the highest.

What say you....

I'll bet bufbuker doesn't think less of me.
 
My hero. To even get your old lady to get it inside while she's sick is an act worthy of some special patch or recognition. That's why I've got four other girlfriends. If one won't one of the others always will.
The closest I've come was to have the female sit on top of me and I'd inject her with an iv shot of coke. The insides git hot and started dripping fluids.
Yes, I'm a whore and it's D's fault. Him and little willy. Willy snitches on D. D settled down and suddenly there was a whole demographic of women not being serviced. I felt it was my duty to pitch in with Lifts to satisfy as many as possible at my advanced age.
 
On a separate note, Tuesday I finally got in the pants of this hot personal trainer chick. She's a local physique competitor. She wanted to shower first, having been training people all morning. I said no, let's do it dirty. She is do freakin hot I didn't care. I went down on her beautiful mound. It should be photographed and hang in the Lourve in France or wherever it is.
Anyway I bury my face in there and it was a little uriney smelling, nothing disgusting. But now two days later I can't get that smell out of my nostrils. I'm not sure if it's in my mind when I think about her or if it's something else. At least it wasn't smelly butt stank.
Bur I'd do it all over again. She is the kind you marry and knock up before she figures out how disgusting you are.
 
Buff I'm glad someone is carrying the torch now that I'm a reformed bumble.
 
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To both darkness and buff.
 
On a separate note, Tuesday I finally got in the pants of this hot personal trainer chick. She's a local physique competitor. She wanted to shower first, having been training people all morning. I said no, let's do it dirty. She is do freakin hot I didn't care. I went down on her beautiful mound. It should be photographed and hang in the Lourve in France or wherever it is.
Anyway I bury my face in there and it was a little uriney smelling, nothing disgusting. But now two days later I can't get that smell out of my nostrils. I'm not sure if it's in my mind when I think about her or if it's something else. At least it wasn't smelly butt stank.
Bur I'd do it all over again. She is the kind you marry and knock up before she figures out how disgusting you are.


Be happy you didn't eat her ass..........
 
I don't mean to be. Until they get my pants off, I personally don't even see the attraction they have for me. I'm ugly. But from the neck down I'm apparently not too bad.
 
No buff is the new manwhore King around here. I'm just back in the shadows these days....

I thought you were coming out of being a good boy and not a stripper was safe...outside of 150 miles away.

Doesn't matter, you are still a legend to me. as for buf...well anyone that can handle a wife and 4 on the side is is not human. Shit get caught just looking at another chick.
 
You have to treat your wife extra special so she thinks there's no way you would even consider another woman. To be honest, since I started fooling around I found I treated my wife better. All those little things you do and say when you're trying to get into a chick's pants, then the way you treat her as you want to keep getting into her pants.....I found I started realizing that I wasn't doing those things or saying those things to my wife, so I started treating her like one of my girlfriends and she's too happy to doubt.
 
If she's smart she will eventually catch on to that buff. If she has already.
 
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F'ing masters...

I had a couple comments, but after reading Buf's posts, I don't feel worthy... damn.

So I'll say in short... tell her the endorphins from sex are good for her.
Nothing further.

Carry on Buf. Apparently, some of us need to live vicariously through you.
 

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