Official Random Thread..

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laurie said:
Shawty said:
We really need a sex section.....
The sexual position thread was getting too good........




oops it didnt last long did it. ha ha we are bad!

:cockblock
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I'm workin on it hun......
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Some of my randomness....

Cell Food - does anyone out there use it besides me?
 
I find it funny, must of us "n0obs" already have over 100 posts. Heh, most of it has been SPAM anyway. :)

You are all a bunch of post whores, lol.

BTW, my head hurts. Anyone wanna give me a massage? How about you, Seth?? :D lol jk
 
I said this in chat, but felt it deserved a permanent home...


"my tiny little nipples went to France"

"I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I lika do da cha cha."
 
i think today is my last day at work i sure as hell hope so anyway im going cross eyed im so bored
 
I can't motivate myself to go out and cut the grass! I need to do though...I may lose my dogs in the backyard. I'll just chalk it up to cardio...:D
 
The microwave at work adds a minute to the time I enter into it. So if I want to cook something for 1min 25secs - i hit start and it reads 2min 25secs
 
Oh and I'm trying to rip a movie right now but it isn't working! :destroy: My software needs to be updated, DVDFab Platinum....so I am in the process of pirating the newest version. This was supposed to be an easy task...
 
Squatch said:
I wish I could stop shitting. This virus/food poisoning is killing me.
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I guess it's a good thing you have your manostomy bag then.
 
I hate when i have a day to sleep in and the phone rings off the hook. so i turn off ringer but once i am up i cant fall asleep.
 
I can't wait until I go to my ENT doctor. My head is killing with this sinus headache. Everything i do hurts, except when i'm at the gym. It doesn't hurt at all.
 
I love being able to fart at will while at home (for the most part)...but at work I have to try and contain it and be discreet....
 
KajedAnimal said:
Oh and I'm trying to rip a movie right now but it isn't working! :destroy: My software needs to be updated, DVDFab Platinum....so I am in the process of pirating the newest version. This was supposed to be an easy task...
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Kaje, I have a program that will work wonders for you. PM me for details. :)

Also...I hate people. :shoot6:
 
The kelp sea monster almost ate me alive in my ocean swim, but I survived.
 
laurie said:
I hate when i have a day to sleep in and the phone rings off the hook. so i turn off ringer but once i am up i cant fall asleep.
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I love only having a cell. I turn it off when I go to bed ALWAYS. I would NEVER hear someone at the door either. I don't care if there was a tragedy. Let me sleep. It will still be tragic when I wake up.
 
only 40+ more years until retirement...and counting down the days begin.

the drug dealer down the street said hello.

my cell phone bill is due.

i haven't seen my best friend since sunday.

i haven't had a day off since the 10th.

i haven't talked to my sister in 20 years. we live in the same town.
 
SarahPT said:
I love only having a cell. I turn it off when I go to bed ALWAYS. I would NEVER hear someone at the door either. I don't care if there was a tragedy. Let me sleep. It will still be tragic when I wake up.
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Yep that's me exactly...there is nothing that can't wait 6-8 hours while I sleep. I sleep during the day when I'm working so it's a lot harder to go back to sleep if you I'm woken up.
 
laurie said:
I am on the way up as far as my health goes. yipp iee

My futures so bright i gotta wear shades. lol
thank u all old mmx buds that gave me support through the strom.
xo
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Congrats Laurie......:jump:
 
SarahPT said:
I love only having a cell. I turn it off when I go to bed ALWAYS. I would NEVER hear someone at the door either. I don't care if there was a tragedy. Let me sleep. It will still be tragic when I wake up.
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I have bad insomnia and it takes me forever to get to sleep and i wake up at the sound of the wind blowing. i have to put on headphones.

so yeah, pretty much sucks. i am happy to get 4 hrs.
 
DesertBunny said:
Congrats Laurie......:jump:
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:headbange THANK YOU SOO MUCH> i gotta whip it in shape again now that i have been givin the green flag.
energy is slackin. argh
 
laurie said:
I have bad insomnia and it takes me forever to get to sleep and i wake up at the sound of the wind blowing. i have to put on headphones.

so yeah, pretty much sucks. i am happy to get 4 hrs.
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I sleep with earplugs...
 
Sasa said:
So yea today my poop had a funny green color.
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That's not good...

I had a blue turd once...it was from eating blue frosting, lol. I almost wanted to share that with other people. :D
 
laurie said:
:headbange THANK YOU SOO MUCH> i gotta whip it in shape again now that i have been givin the green flag.
energy is slackin. argh
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Great to hear that you're doing better! Gonna be getting your butt to the gym, huh?
 
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