OT: where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?? lol

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totally random, but my friends and I talked about this before. It was hilarious/ unsettling how well thought out some peoples plans actually are for something like this. I think the best idea Ive heard was heading to the ocean. Then going out to an offshore oil rig. Think about it. Zombies couldnt float or swim. And if the fish became infected they would float to the top and you would know not to eat those. Plus oil rigs usually have a surplus of medical supplies and food and its own energy. Some people would leave to go back onshore to be with their families..but odds are the ones that stayed would be badasses. Worst idea would probably be to go to somewhere crowded like a mall (of course) or maybe even airports and military bases. The roads would probably be clusterfucked from mass panic, so the interstates might not be the best idea. Packing plenty of weapons and ammo along the way would probably be best too. So yeah lets hear your ideas lol. What would you do..besides buy a chainsaw of course :chomp:
 
THE CRACK : IT KILLS

but i would go into the wilderness with lots of guns / ammo... get in a treestand and have fun hunting zombies.... BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!
 
THE CRACK : IT KILLS

but i would go into the wilderness with lots of guns / ammo... get in a treestand and have fun hunting zombies.... BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!

nah we were drunk lol. Either that or play rock band for the millionth time. What would you do when you ran out of food? Eat zombies? You crazy hillbillies..:D
 
I would board up my house, and set up sniper positions in the upstairs windows. When my ammo comes in (should be here in the next few weeks) I will have over 3000 rounds of 7.62X39 Hollow Point Ammo for my AK, not to mention all the ammo for my 12 Gauge, 40 Cal pistol, 30-06 with Scope, and 38 Special. I would be ok for a while :D

I would also probably set up some home made explosives as traps in the yard. I already have motion detector lights in the front and back of my townhouse, so if any zombies came in the middle of the night it would be easy to pick them off.

And in case any human plans on breaking in and stealing my shit, I have body armor as well. I need to get the plates for it, but I should be getting them at the gun show this weekend. As well as possibly night vision.

Also you have to remember, that a bite from a zombie could be fatal. I would wear my motorcycle jacket, doc martins, and leather chaps (still have them even though I sold the bike.) Human teeth can't bite through leather :D
 
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DONT TELL ME DEERS CAN BE ZOMBIES 2

Lol, come on Black. There is no such thing as "deers," the word deer in its plural form is still "deer." I think it should be a law in the south, if you can't spell the name of the animal, you shouldn't be able to hunt it :D

Sorry, just had to bust your balls on that one :D
 
LMAO! this thread is too funny....first the zombie thing, then black, omg i think im just gonna get a huge strawberry icecream and eat 2/3 of it cuz zombies will never be attracted to the last 1/3 of a meal.....then get on my ifone and call the basketball coach from highschool, ( cuz he used to hunt zombies) and he would say to get them all to head into a 20 foot ditch,then pour black paint on them and they will dissapear into the night
 
I will have over 3000 rounds of 7.62X39 Hollow Point Ammo for my AK, not to mention all the ammo for my 12 Gauge, 40 Cal pistol, 30-06 with Scope, and 38 Special. I would be ok for a while :D

I would also probably set up some home made explosives as traps in the yard. I already have motion detector lights in the front and back of my townhouse, so if any zombies came in the middle of the night it would be easy to pick them off.

And in case any human plans on breaking in and stealing my shit, I have body armor as well. I need to get the plates for it, but I should be getting them at the gun show this weekend. As well as possibly night vision.

Also you have to remember, that a bite from a zombie could be fatal. I would wear my motorcycle jacket, doc martins, and leather chaps (still have them even though I sold the bike.) Human teeth can't bite through leather :D


remind me not to piss you off holy shit lol

as for the biting through leather lol it depends on the game you are playing i have seen human teeth get pretty fuckin close to going through leather :D
 
I would board up my house, and set up sniper positions in the upstairs windows. When my ammo comes in (should be here in the next few weeks) I will have over 3000 rounds of 7.62X39 Hollow Point Ammo for my AK, not to mention all the ammo for my 12 Gauge, 40 Cal pistol, 30-06 with Scope, and 38 Special. I would be ok for a while :D

I would also probably set up some home made explosives as traps in the yard. I already have motion detector lights in the front and back of my townhouse, so if any zombies came in the middle of the night it would be easy to pick them off.

And in case any human plans on breaking in and stealing my shit, I have body armor as well. I need to get the plates for it, but I should be getting them at the gun show this weekend. As well as possibly night vision.

Also you have to remember, that a bite from a zombie could be fatal. I would wear my motorcycle jacket, doc martins, and leather chaps (still have them even though I sold the bike.) Human teeth can't bite through leather :D

note to self: in case of zombie uprising, avoid crazy white tattooed male wearing body armor and assless chaps lol. Dont forget to stock up on jager with the ammo. I bet that would get pretty boring sitting on your roof all day blowing zombies heads off. Could make it into a drinking game lol



DONT TELL ME DEERS CAN BE ZOMBIES 2

yes DEER can become zombies haha. I guess.. :santa:. if anyone could survive it would be black.. told me he rides around town on a tractor with a gun rack in the back. Put some kindof harvester or plow thing on the front and mow their asses down lol
 
Guys, I work on an offshore oil rig, some days I think I'm surrouinded by zombies but I doubt my boss would be pleased if I chopped a few heads off.
This is another reason for allowing guns in the Uk, it takes months to get a shotgun licence so it looks like I'd only have my Samurai sword and a few kitchen knives. I can run faster than my fiance so I suppose that's a bonus!
 
Dont forget to stock up on jager with the ammo. I bet that would get pretty boring sitting on your roof all day blowing zombies heads off. Could make it into a drinking game lol


I am a man of logic. And I can't say that there is any flaw in your thought process here :)

Note to self: Buy Jager, lots of Jager.
 
This is another reason for allowing guns in the Uk, it takes months to get a shotgun licence

What do you have to do to get a license for a hunting rifle or a pistol?

Here in my state, we only need a license to carry a concealed pistol (which I have and do every day.) However the concealed carry laws vary from state to state, and just because you have a permit in one state, it more than likely does not apply to surrounding states. I live in northern Virginia, and the second I cross the border into Washington DC or Maryland with a concealed pistol, I would go straight to jail. However Virginia permits do apply to some states, I can carry concealed in North Carolina and West Virginia, as well as some other states elsewhere in the US. You can usually figure out what states have strict gun laws, look for the states with the most crime.

The only other reason that I know you need to have a "license" to buy a gun is if you are going to buy fully automatic weapons, then you need what is called a "class 3 license." If you get a class three license the ATF (alcohol, tobacco and firearms) Agency can come to your house at any time and demand to look at all your guns. I have no desire to have a fully automatic weapon. That is for people who don't know how to shoot. Not to mention, ammo is expensive lol. I am stocking up now, before Obama taxes the hell out of them, which he is going to do. And from what I understand, getting a class three license is a really difficult process. As it should be. I am all for the right to keep and bear arms, however there is no reason for the average guy to have an fully automatic ak47. Not to mention, my AK47 (which is a semi auto, meaning one shot per trigger pull) cost me about 380 dollars. If it were fully automatic, it would cost around 15,000.

This is not to say however that you can just walk up to a gun shop and slap some money down on the counter and buy a gun. Not even close. There are numerous forms to fill out, and then they call some government agency to do background checks on you. You cannot buy if you are a felon, on probation, illegal immigrant (they just buy them on the black market anyway, however permanent resident legal aliens can buy guns legally.) You also cannot buy a gun if you have a restraining order against you for domestic violence, have been convicted of a drug charge, have ever renounced your American citizenship, have ever been ordered into a psychiatric ward, have received a dishonorable discharge from the military (although I think you can get a waiver for this, depending on what you got kicked out for,) and there are a few other restrictions as well. And if you think you can lie on the forms that you fill out, you will get caught, and that is a BIG TIME felony. You will go to jail for that, as you should. A friend of a friend (who I do not know personally) just tried to test that system. She had her second amendment rights taken away because of something she got convicted of, and her dumb ass went into a pawn shop and tried to buy a gun. She lied on the form of course, but when the pawn shop ran her information through the system, it came up that she was a criminal. The cops were there in a few minutes to drag her ass straight to jail. You can get YEARS in the pen for that shit.


You CAN however buy a gun from a private owner. If I remember correctly, if you do this, the seller accepts the responsibility of knowing weather or not you can own a firearm, so I would only suggest selling a gun to someone you know VERY well. If you just sell a gun to someone off the street, and that person is not allowed to have one, guess what? You are fucked! Guns need to stay out of the hands of criminals. Now I know that gun laws don't do hardly anything at all in preventing criminals from getting them.

Take for example Washington DC. Up until the supreme court ruled that the DC law preventing gun ownership was unconstitutional (as it was) law abiding citizens were VERY restricted on what they could own in DC. Not that there was any affect on crime because of these laws. DC has a VERY high gun crime rate amongst criminals (which had steadily climbed since they started the ban.) However, I think that background checks are a good idea, and I like the way that VA does things. Criminals will always get guns, however in my opinion we cannot make it easier for them to get them all the while not making it hard for law abiding citizens from owning them.

Another thing about buying guns is that you cannot buy a gun if you are not a state resident there. I could not go into North Carolina and buy a piece there (even though my concealed permit allows me to carry there if I am on vacation in that state.) They can ship it through an FFL dealer from state to state, and then you go into the gun shop it was transferred to and they will do all the paperwork and background checks. So if you see something rare in a gun shop out of state, you can always get them to do an FFL transfer if it is something you really want. That is how you buy guns online. They WILL NOT ship it to your house. You have to go through a gun shop, which the online seller will transfer to. And that FFL transfer isn't free either, the gun shop doing the work is going to charge you about 50-75 bucks, which is understandable, they have to stay in business.
 
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