Ozzy and Chlamydia

Darkness

Darkness

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Due to his recent outbreak, investigators and furiously looking for answers on how this could happen to Ozzy, since chlamydia is almost always transmitted between hetrosexual people. According to medical staff, the virus has little chance of survival after being splattered on the fecal matter covered walls of an anus, thus man to man homosexual contact is an unlikely cause.

Could it be that our friend has stolen over to the dark side of experimenting with women?

Stay tuned for updates....
 
WTF? Explain why we are friends? You fucking guys are killing me with this!!!
 
Can't wait till freezerdude and bikertrash log in on this deal yippee!!
 
LMAO...!

But here is the question.... he is a mod. No wait he's a supermod!.... he could delete the threads, but why doesn't he?......hmmmmm......

hmm.....
 
Im certain that the pictures and text messages from Ozzy last weekend of the multiple shemales he has been having intercourse with and fornicating ferociously with multiple times throughout the week would be cause for the man on man Chlamydia infection .

Its ok Ozzy we still love you just not in that sexuall kind of way anymore
 
Someone ought to do something about the threads that get started around here. Geesh... Where the Phuck are the mods?
 
After big post in the other only thread I get nervous opening these only threads. .
 
ozzy69 said:
Can't wait till freezerdude and bikertrash log in on this deal yippee!!
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Yeah man I know I promised you I wouldn't tell anyone about this and I didn't so now you can see who your real friends are..
Because when you ask me not to tell your deep dark secrets they are safe with me.. But it looks like everyone doesn't show you the same respect!??!
 
I as well had promised Ozzy I wouldnt tell anyone of his current shemale /ladyboy escapades ,,,but since Darkness through it out there I thought , that the hell I might as well help the cause,.,,,Cause im just that kinda guy willing to help a brother out .lol
 
I just know there's a very sad man out there right now knowing he's been cheated on.

I dont know who he, where he is, or how furry his ass is, but my heart goes out to him...
 
Ozzy and I were chatting the other day. I told him about this chick from France I banged and how the European look she had going on k8nd of turned me on. He confided thst he had been having lots of intercourse with a hard core female body builder. She had a 6" clit, enough facial hair to have a five o clock shadow, and she was pretty rough when she threw him belly first onto the bed and rubbed herself off in his butt crack. But is was strictly hetero sex.
 
He text us he "got" a 2am BJ...I think he musta misspelled "gave" :)
 
I'm fine with Chlamydia, you just need some antibiotics.

The H-bomb is where it hurts, lol.
 
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