Post Whore Anyone?

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Ikeaboy you are really lacking on the post whore thing tonight, what's up with you...do you need a demotion...teehee ;)
 
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock
 
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper
 
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
 
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore.
 
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
 
Andrew Dice Clay quotes. Say the word if you want more of them. I have alot more.
 
i know. i'm from eastern united states (NJ). I had to put Western Europe for the right time. The Eastern US time zone is 5 hours behind.
 
Ike , you are such a whore. You've been here 1 week and already 67 posts......WHORE!!!!!
 
Sorry I went to the museam with my kids today and then went to eat fondue...just got home ;)
 
Well, I am off to bed now...I will post some more tomorrow and I needed to stop on post 69 after seeing the posts in the xxx forum ;)
 
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