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Dawgpound_Hank
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...needed a back trim. Never have been an ape, but like that "super clean" look every now and then so I can see my rippling rhomboids as I knock out 80 sets for back as Oly instructed me.lol 
Normally I have a gf do it or do the wax gig, but single now and can't afford the wax job in todays economy, so I stroll into a barber shop I never been to before in a mall close by. First scope - make sure a chic is working - can't deal with a fruitcake putting his paws on me. 
lol OK chic spotted cool...then I'm wondering how much of a wacko freak she thinks I'm gonna be when I tell her what I want hehe. But I only wonder for a split-second, coz I don't give a fuck...you know me.
So as I walk in, this big black lady is giving an older lady a perm. I'm on my way to the gym in summertime attire of wife-beater and shorts, she looks at me and her eyes get big as fuck...she has a look like I'm gonna rob the joint.lol So...
Me: Hello, are you the only one working?
Her: No, can I help you?
Me: Yeah I need a haircut(my shits so short I'm almost skinhead as you know )
Her: But you have no hair on your head!
Me: Yeah, uhmmm, I dont need the hair on my head cut
Her: expression > well what do you mean sir?
Me: Yeah, I got $10 for someone to give me 2 minutes of thier time...easy money
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: Yeah I need a quick back trim...just 2 mins of the clippers on the back and I'm good to go
Her: WONNNNNG, CAN U COME OUT HERE PLEASE!?
From the back out walks this Asian chic...look to be about 40 or so
Wong: Yes can I help you sir?
Me: Yeah I just want a quick back trim...I pay ya $10...wont takeya but a few mins
Her: Ohhhhhh I see
Me: Yeah so can you hook me up?
Her: Sure!
LMAO! Come to find out, both these ladies have done this shit before. I figured I was the only wackyass to ever walk in the joint and request a back trim, but both of them said many guys come in and have that shit done. GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE! Am I really that old, or has times REALLY changed that much that its a "norm" per se to go to the local hair stylist/baber shop for a back trim?lol
p.s...Good to see you fruitcakes again...been awhile. I'm still kickin' the iron as always...weighin' around 260 and lookin' freaky on my Hamburger Helper diet. Hope all you of are doing OK and kickin' it too! :iggthumpu
Normally I have a gf do it or do the wax gig, but single now and can't afford the wax job in todays economy, so I stroll into a barber shop I never been to before in a mall close by. First scope - make sure a chic is working - can't deal with a fruitcake putting his paws on me. lol OK chic spotted cool...then I'm wondering how much of a wacko freak she thinks I'm gonna be when I tell her what I want hehe. But I only wonder for a split-second, coz I don't give a fuck...you know me. So as I walk in, this big black lady is giving an older lady a perm. I'm on my way to the gym in summertime attire of wife-beater and shorts, she looks at me and her eyes get big as fuck...she has a look like I'm gonna rob the joint.lol So...
Me: Hello, are you the only one working?
Her: No, can I help you?
Me: Yeah I need a haircut(my shits so short I'm almost skinhead as you know
)Her: But you have no hair on your head!
Me: Yeah, uhmmm, I dont need the hair on my head cut
Her: expression >
well what do you mean sir?Me: Yeah, I got $10 for someone to give me 2 minutes of thier time...easy money
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: Yeah I need a quick back trim...just 2 mins of the clippers on the back and I'm good to go
Her: WONNNNNG, CAN U COME OUT HERE PLEASE!?
From the back out walks this Asian chic...look to be about 40 or so
Wong: Yes can I help you sir?
Me: Yeah I just want a quick back trim...I pay ya $10...wont takeya but a few mins
Her: Ohhhhhh I see
Me: Yeah so can you hook me up?
Her: Sure!
LMAO! Come to find out, both these ladies have done this shit before. I figured I was the only wackyass to ever walk in the joint and request a back trim, but both of them said many guys come in and have that shit done. GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE! Am I really that old, or has times REALLY changed that much that its a "norm" per se to go to the local hair stylist/baber shop for a back trim?lol
p.s...Good to see you fruitcakes again...been awhile. I'm still kickin' the iron as always...weighin' around 260 and lookin' freaky on my Hamburger Helper diet. Hope all you of are doing OK and kickin' it too! :iggthumpu
