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mrhtbd
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Dudes, excuse me whilst I adjust meself, oh, and here comes a fart, someone get a lighter!
Seriously though, one of my daughter's mother keeps sending me stuff on email, here's the latest:
> National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
>
> I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the
> friends I have.
> To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you!
>
> National Girlfriends Day
>
> If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend.
> Be Happy!
>
> PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND
> WHO SENT IT TO YOU
>
> It is good to be a woman:
> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
> 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
> excuses.
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
> still there.
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
> like an idiot.
> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their pres ence because
> they aren't listening anyway. (and for good reason, ha, sorry gals, I added that one!)
Seriously though, one of my daughter's mother keeps sending me stuff on email, here's the latest:
> National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
>
> I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the
> friends I have.
> To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you!
>
> National Girlfriends Day
>
> If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend.
> Be Happy!
>
> PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND
> WHO SENT IT TO YOU
>
> It is good to be a woman:
> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
> 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
> excuses.
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
> still there.
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
> like an idiot.
> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their pres ence because
> they aren't listening anyway. (and for good reason, ha, sorry gals, I added that one!)
